Saturday, 16 June 2018

Handsome boys who try to be like Cristiano Ronaldo

3 goals by Ronaldo against Spain. A penalty, fluke by De Gea and a free-kick.

Football is not popular here like it used to. Because we have to pay extra to watch it on tv.

These handsome boys who wish they have the skills of Ronaldo are causing their own football team problems.

They dribble and lose possession. Their passes are too hard to control. Then they blame their own keeper, their teammates without realizing the amount of ball they lost.

They demand to take free-kicks. When the ball went over the bar for so many times. Even old Q-S can do a free-kick better and more beautiful with the dip.

We should play football to our strengths. Like me, I should forget about being on the left running or passing. Because my father took away my football prowess by forcing me to take medicine to cater to him. I'm just goalkeeper and stay that way.

A boy who most people say is handsome and loves football is going to make a fool of himself in the future. If he tries to play like Ronaldo. Who will like you if your teammates are football-intelligent and say you are the one to blame for giving the ball away to the opponents not once, twice but the most number of times?

I used to be handsome until jealous people curse my face through winnings in football bettings. It was a joyful ride and I can tell you, it will happen again when I reverse all these curses with my bomoh powers when I reach 40.

My advice to these Ronaldo want-to-bes? Work hard. The money/knowledge you earn is to sustain your future.

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