I'll guess for today I'll just give short assessments and my unbias ratings. Our captain Alex was absent today but the show must go on.
David - He scored a few thunderbolt goals. He doesn't need to do assists when he can just shoot from distance, right? A
Crazy - My Man Of The Day. He can play defender and also as striker. Scoring goals after goals in a match. I highly recommend he joins his school's football team when in JC or Poly. A++
Syahrein - I'm just hopeless ok. C
How Meng - Did well today. He will be a successful man in the far future should he continue to behave well like this. A
Italian guy - Classy player. Plays like an Italian defender. A+
Italian guy's student - Very young boy. Can't judge him in his early years. B
Wee Zheng - Scored the last goal with a thumping header. He has improved a lot since the first time I knew him. B
Teck Seng - My buddy played quite well today. Better than me. C+
Kelvin - Did very well with his twist and turns. B
Jerwin - Needs to toughen up. But do good passes. C+
Cher Siang - Tried hard to be like Nemanja Vidic. I tried to be like Lampard and Malouda and ended up a disaster. Can't blame him. B
Tang Yao - Got a strong heart and though he's heavy, he puts a lot of effort to play. B
Shyong Ming - Mister everything. How many times must I say he's the complete football player? A++
Daniel - The David Villa guy does well by scoring lots of goals, his forte. A
Sunday, 27 March 2011
Saturday, 19 March 2011
H8FC Training 19 March 2011
11 people played today in some 6 on 5 matches. Ok you all want ratings, here are the ratings. I know it will offend some of you but you all asked for it...
David - He is his usual self but blew some clear-cut chances. B+
How Meng - Not his usual self. Gave away possessions as a defender. B
Alex - Scored some nice goals. A bit rusty after 2 weeks in camp. A classy footballer. A
Malay Gangster - He seems like a totally reformed person. Very good footballer. A
Shyong Ming - The complete footballer. Today is no different. A-
Syahrein(Q-S) - One of my best games today. B
Crazy - Very lively and will always try to win the ball. A
Daniel - The David Villa guy likes to balloon the ball. B
Keith - Played it simple but very effective. A-
Tang Yao - Good goalkeeping. Saved 3 shots in a row in a game. B+
Wee Zheng - Not fit but gave his all. Very crucial interceptions. B
I told you all some of you will not be happy with my ratings, right? Remember the phrase - 'Be careful what you ask for because you may just get it.'
Okay now we played some 6 on 5 matches. My pick for Game Of The Day is this one...
David
How Meng
Alex
Malay Gangster
Shyong Ming
VS
Syahrein
Crazy
Daniel
Keith
Tang Yao
Wee Zheng
Now my team may be 6 people against they 5. BUT. They are all-stars. With Alex, MG and SM running around, not even us can contain them right? Well they played the ball around like Barcelona and took a 4-0 lead. 4-0? You would have thought it was over? Nope. I managed to pull one back. And assisted some for Daniel. 4-4. We could have sealed a 5-4 comeback win with me playing a bit like Florent Malouda on the left always supplying crosses for Daniel. He almost scored for 5-4 but hit the post.
Now one might wonder how a 4-0 lead could become 4-4. I think mostly nobody marked me on the left. And How Meng was being generous to me. Also because Crazy never gave up defending even though we were 4-0 down. Keith defended very well too. The goal I scored to make it 4-1 is like an injection on Tang Yao's butt. Wee Zheng with his vital interceptions played a huge part.
David had to play goalkeeper and couldn't believe me and Daniel troubling his goal. Alex, MG and SM lost possession through misplaced passes because of the muddy ground. Well we played almost immediately after a very rainy day. The match was at 4-4. The sky getting darker. Shyong Ming kicked the ball into nowhere and we couldn't find it. It was a long match. 4-4. Ball lost.
David - He is his usual self but blew some clear-cut chances. B+
How Meng - Not his usual self. Gave away possessions as a defender. B
Alex - Scored some nice goals. A bit rusty after 2 weeks in camp. A classy footballer. A
Malay Gangster - He seems like a totally reformed person. Very good footballer. A
Shyong Ming - The complete footballer. Today is no different. A-
Syahrein(Q-S) - One of my best games today. B
Crazy - Very lively and will always try to win the ball. A
Daniel - The David Villa guy likes to balloon the ball. B
Keith - Played it simple but very effective. A-
Tang Yao - Good goalkeeping. Saved 3 shots in a row in a game. B+
Wee Zheng - Not fit but gave his all. Very crucial interceptions. B
I told you all some of you will not be happy with my ratings, right? Remember the phrase - 'Be careful what you ask for because you may just get it.'
Okay now we played some 6 on 5 matches. My pick for Game Of The Day is this one...
David
How Meng
Alex
Malay Gangster
Shyong Ming
VS
Syahrein
Crazy
Daniel
Keith
Tang Yao
Wee Zheng
Now my team may be 6 people against they 5. BUT. They are all-stars. With Alex, MG and SM running around, not even us can contain them right? Well they played the ball around like Barcelona and took a 4-0 lead. 4-0? You would have thought it was over? Nope. I managed to pull one back. And assisted some for Daniel. 4-4. We could have sealed a 5-4 comeback win with me playing a bit like Florent Malouda on the left always supplying crosses for Daniel. He almost scored for 5-4 but hit the post.
Now one might wonder how a 4-0 lead could become 4-4. I think mostly nobody marked me on the left. And How Meng was being generous to me. Also because Crazy never gave up defending even though we were 4-0 down. Keith defended very well too. The goal I scored to make it 4-1 is like an injection on Tang Yao's butt. Wee Zheng with his vital interceptions played a huge part.
David had to play goalkeeper and couldn't believe me and Daniel troubling his goal. Alex, MG and SM lost possession through misplaced passes because of the muddy ground. Well we played almost immediately after a very rainy day. The match was at 4-4. The sky getting darker. Shyong Ming kicked the ball into nowhere and we couldn't find it. It was a long match. 4-4. Ball lost.
Sunday, 13 March 2011
H8FC Training 12 March 2011
12 people played today but I'm going to focus on one person - FOO C S
CS really hurt my feelings. He scolded me in Chinese to the other players. He HATES me, yes he HATES me because I'm very lousy in football. I cannot blame him. I really am lousy but for him to complain and whine to other people that I'm lousy really hurt me.
I guess what goes around comes around. I remember being in the Express stream of my school when I was around your age. I looked down on the Normal students. I totally deserve getting lambasted by CS though he doesn't tell it to my face and tell it in Chinese to the rest of the H8FC players.
There was a time when I was a pretty good footballer. I could last 90 minutes. All this came crashing down when my overly-worried father sent me to 'that' hospital. I take medicine until now and it's the medicine which makes me weak and have poor stamina.
CS is very young. He doesn't believe in Karma. Next time we are teamed up together, I will play goalkeeper. He can continue to hurt me every week by scolding about me in Chinese and throwing tantrums when I'm teamed up with him in a 5-goals match. He will understand when he's my age and younger people do the same to him like what he did to me.
CS really hurt my feelings. He scolded me in Chinese to the other players. He HATES me, yes he HATES me because I'm very lousy in football. I cannot blame him. I really am lousy but for him to complain and whine to other people that I'm lousy really hurt me.
I guess what goes around comes around. I remember being in the Express stream of my school when I was around your age. I looked down on the Normal students. I totally deserve getting lambasted by CS though he doesn't tell it to my face and tell it in Chinese to the rest of the H8FC players.
There was a time when I was a pretty good footballer. I could last 90 minutes. All this came crashing down when my overly-worried father sent me to 'that' hospital. I take medicine until now and it's the medicine which makes me weak and have poor stamina.
CS is very young. He doesn't believe in Karma. Next time we are teamed up together, I will play goalkeeper. He can continue to hurt me every week by scolding about me in Chinese and throwing tantrums when I'm teamed up with him in a 5-goals match. He will understand when he's my age and younger people do the same to him like what he did to me.
Monday, 7 March 2011
H8FC Training 5 March 2011
14 of us played on this day. I'm going to do something funny for you all on this post. I'm going to go inside your head and try to guess what you think...
David = "Kanina. That Jerwin on the left pisses me off. Liverpool. Liverpool. With my Gerrard 8 jersey I will shoot very hard, don't care if the keeper injured."
Crazy = "Bloody Tang Yao. Laugh at me because Syahrein dribbled past me thrice. I'm leaving my defensive duties for Rooney role. You watch out fattie. I'm going to score past your fat ass."
Tang Yao = "Hahahaha. That Crazy cannot even win one-on-one with Syahrein. Syahrein such an old noob Crazy cannot even beat. Hahaha. I'm better than Lionel Lewis and more handsome too."
Syahrein = "Aiyah. Why Joey never come? She doesn't like me because I'm old is it? What does she see in that Teddy Bear Da Pang? Sigh."
Daniel = "I'm David Villa. I may not look like David Villa but I play like him. Villa. Villa."
Da Pang = "I'm the smartest person in this field. All my fantasy leagues I'm 1st. I'm intelligent. I play football as good as the Teo Brothers."
Jerwin = "People may say I'm lousy but I'm better than that old fart wearing number 81."
Wei Yao = "That old man with 81 jersey may assisted me once but he is old and useless. Oh I have the ball now. Don't pass him. Shoot. Shit! Why everytime over the bar?"
Kelvin = "Oh yeah I'm cute with my dyed hair and piercings. I'm cool man."
Ah San = "Wah. Pain. Fuck that fat bastard for stepping on my leg. Kanina. Later I screw his mom. Wah. Pain ah."
Keith = "Am I doing the right thing hanging with these people? I'm sure I'm in the right path."
Shyong Ming = "..."
Jia Qi = "Yay! I'm now 1st in the FPL League. I'm a good defensive midfielder. MU rocks."
How Meng = "Manchester United. Play to win."
David = "Kanina. That Jerwin on the left pisses me off. Liverpool. Liverpool. With my Gerrard 8 jersey I will shoot very hard, don't care if the keeper injured."
Crazy = "Bloody Tang Yao. Laugh at me because Syahrein dribbled past me thrice. I'm leaving my defensive duties for Rooney role. You watch out fattie. I'm going to score past your fat ass."
Tang Yao = "Hahahaha. That Crazy cannot even win one-on-one with Syahrein. Syahrein such an old noob Crazy cannot even beat. Hahaha. I'm better than Lionel Lewis and more handsome too."
Syahrein = "Aiyah. Why Joey never come? She doesn't like me because I'm old is it? What does she see in that Teddy Bear Da Pang? Sigh."
Daniel = "I'm David Villa. I may not look like David Villa but I play like him. Villa. Villa."
Da Pang = "I'm the smartest person in this field. All my fantasy leagues I'm 1st. I'm intelligent. I play football as good as the Teo Brothers."
Jerwin = "People may say I'm lousy but I'm better than that old fart wearing number 81."
Wei Yao = "That old man with 81 jersey may assisted me once but he is old and useless. Oh I have the ball now. Don't pass him. Shoot. Shit! Why everytime over the bar?"
Kelvin = "Oh yeah I'm cute with my dyed hair and piercings. I'm cool man."
Ah San = "Wah. Pain. Fuck that fat bastard for stepping on my leg. Kanina. Later I screw his mom. Wah. Pain ah."
Keith = "Am I doing the right thing hanging with these people? I'm sure I'm in the right path."
Shyong Ming = "..."
Jia Qi = "Yay! I'm now 1st in the FPL League. I'm a good defensive midfielder. MU rocks."
How Meng = "Manchester United. Play to win."
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