Tuesday, 5 June 2018

Cougars 4 BCFC 0

I was standing from the goalkeeper position. What I saw, we were very awful.

You people do not want to let me manage the team. So you went for this:

GK - Me

LB - Yee's son
CD - Kang Xiang
CD - Justin
RB - Yee

LM - David
CM - Alex
CM - Wee Zheng
CM - Kenny
RM - Nicholas

ST - Kelvin

Our beloved Justin plays most dangerous in the middle of the field. You brainiacs tell him to play central defence. Nicholas is not a winger. He is a good full-back who wins the ball.

I basically told our friends of more than 10 years this is my preferred formation:

GK - Me

LB - Nicholas
CD - Kang Xiang
CD - Jack
RB - Daniel

LW - Young Justin
CM - Justin
CM - Kenny
CM - Alex
RW - David

ST - Kelvin

What happened in the match? There was no cohesiveness. The first goal, their right-mid clipped a cross, and their striker just shoot the ball straight past. Sure, its my fault. I didn't stand 3 meters in front of the goal-line, they use their own ball to curse us, they do my face from newspaper so many years ago which I have to wash my face like OCD. Nicholas at left-back would know what to do.

The 2nd goal, Shyong Ming wasn't there. Do you people know most defender cannot play midfielder and vice versa? A very experienced Jack would know how to stop that guy when he shouted 'Mine'.

Daniel came on for Nicholas and didn't know where to play. Q-S has already blessed him with right-back. You still don't believe in Q-S?

If I was given the chance to talk in the 2nd half, this is what I would say: "Nicholas, stay at left-back, Jack stick with KX in the center. Daniel can do his Brazilian stuff on the right-back. 3 in midfield - Alex, Kenny and Justin. Boss the midfield. Young Justin on the left. David on the right. Wee Zheng, just stand in front."

But that's not the reality what happened. Oh yes Q-S cannot take the goalkick by himself. He keeps on staying on his line like guarding the gate on sports day in 1996. I tell you why. I'm scared they chip me from 30 or 40 meters!

The 3rd goal they scored, another ball over the top cross. We need 2 established full-backs to prevent crosses. Nicholas and Daniel. Don't let them cross! Q-S cannot stop that goal. I'm an inept keeper after saving around 30 shots the previous week. So this Saturday, due to the kindness of my heart, I will let Mann play keeper.

The 4th goal I had a hand to it so damn that.

We are not up to standard. Can we just play among ourselves every Saturday? I know your best positions more than you do.

Barca overturned a 4-0 deficit on PSG. Lets try with my formation and tactics.

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