17 people played today...
Alex
David
Crazy Kang Xiang
Wee Zheng
Syahrein
Shyong Ming
Cher Siang
Tang Yao
Ah San
Daniel
Chris Ronaldo Guy
Glen
New Indian Guy
Indian Guy's Father
Indian Beckham Boy
Nicholas
Keith
All the 5 goals matches we played were top-class. My favourite is the 5-0 victory where I played goalkeeper...
Team A
GK - Syahrein
CD - Tang Yao
CD - Cher Siang
Anchorman - Crazy Kang Xiang
CM - Alex
CM - Ah San
CM - Nicholas
AM - Shyong Ming
ST - Indian Beckham Boy
Team B
GK - They rotate goalie
LB - Keith
CD - Wee Zheng
CM - David
AM - Glen
AM - Chris Ronaldo Guy
RW - Indian Guy's Father
ST - New Indian Guy
ST - Daniel
I don't remember who scored. Next time when Cher Siang, Tang Yao and I play in the same team, the equation is simple - I play keeper, both these heavyweight champions play centre-defence. Before that, Tang Yao play keeper with both me and Cher Siang playing defence. We only lost 5-4 and these two champions were scolding me with words from hell.
Crazy Kang Xiang plays just in front of the defence and did well sweeping up defence to attack. Alex and Nicholas pulling the strings in the middle of the park. A huge reason why we won 5-0. Shyong Ming again running around everywhere given a free-role. That Indian Beckham Boy nugget is just starting. Don't be surprised if he becomes a skilful player in the future.
Again, me like Shawn Michaels in the 90s, keeping a clean sheet as goalkeeper thanks to my teammates. If I were to go for cosmetic surgery to sharpen my nose and making my face chiselled, flattening my tummy, that would complete everything wouldn't it?
One of the reasons why Team B lost is because they got no specialised keeper. And they are one man down. Keith got confused as defender. He can't run through the flanks as that is his forte. Wee Zheng? Just not his day. David does not have the support from people that knows his game well.
Glen and Chris Ronaldo Guy were nullified by workhorses like Nicholas and Ah San. Also Shyong Ming who's sharp as nails with his challenges. The father and son Indian guys who joined us for the first time are not used to the uneven pitch. Daniel is just lost in lalaland in attack.
So 5-0 is a class and superb scoreline.
Since many MU male fans want to dig up my small, little weaknesses, magnify it and laugh at me in numbers, here is highlights of Chelsea whooping MU 5-0 in the 1999-2000 season. I'm glad girls and aunties appreciate my strengths. I have all you haters vast weaknesses as hidden cards. Once I show them, your life is gone.
Sunday, 29 January 2012
Sunday, 15 January 2012
H8FC Training 14 January 2012
Today was a very good day of football. I think 16 people played. Correct me if I'm wrong.
Alex
David
Crazy Kang Xiang
Syahrein
Wee Zheng
Shyong Ming
Cher Siang
Tang Yao
Glen
Ali
Ah San
Nicholas
Daniel
Indian David Beckham Boy
Javier
Keith
I think the best 5-goals match is the 7 on 7 one.
Team A
CD - Cher Siang
DM - Wee Zheng
CM - Alex
CM - Nicholas
LW - Keith
ST - Daniel
ST - Ali
*They rotate goalkeeper
Team B
GK - Tang Yao
CD - Crazy Kang Xiang
CD - Syahrein
LW - Shyong Ming
RW - Glen
AM - David
ST - Indian David Beckham Boy
Javier and Ah San haven't arrived.
This is a blockbuster of a match. There were people watching. Team A went into a 2-0 lead. It looked as if the central defence pairing of Kang Xiang and Syahrein would fail. We clawed to 2-2 with David scoring a brace. Then Team B went 3-2 up. Then 4-2. In the middle of it all, Wee Zheng fell victim to my David Luiz treatment. Well, I went for the ball and accidentally stepped on his foot. The uneven ground made him fell akwardly.
At 4-2 up, Team B became complacent. Team A made it 4-3. The winning goal from me wraps it all up. That young Beckham boy passed to me and I did an exquisite chip from the left.
Don't be sad if I don't mention you in this post. Look at the Blog Archive.
Alex
David
Crazy Kang Xiang
Syahrein
Wee Zheng
Shyong Ming
Cher Siang
Tang Yao
Glen
Ali
Ah San
Nicholas
Daniel
Indian David Beckham Boy
Javier
Keith
I think the best 5-goals match is the 7 on 7 one.
Team A
CD - Cher Siang
DM - Wee Zheng
CM - Alex
CM - Nicholas
LW - Keith
ST - Daniel
ST - Ali
*They rotate goalkeeper
Team B
GK - Tang Yao
CD - Crazy Kang Xiang
CD - Syahrein
LW - Shyong Ming
RW - Glen
AM - David
ST - Indian David Beckham Boy
Javier and Ah San haven't arrived.
This is a blockbuster of a match. There were people watching. Team A went into a 2-0 lead. It looked as if the central defence pairing of Kang Xiang and Syahrein would fail. We clawed to 2-2 with David scoring a brace. Then Team B went 3-2 up. Then 4-2. In the middle of it all, Wee Zheng fell victim to my David Luiz treatment. Well, I went for the ball and accidentally stepped on his foot. The uneven ground made him fell akwardly.
At 4-2 up, Team B became complacent. Team A made it 4-3. The winning goal from me wraps it all up. That young Beckham boy passed to me and I did an exquisite chip from the left.
Don't be sad if I don't mention you in this post. Look at the Blog Archive.
Sunday, 8 January 2012
H8FC Training 7 January 2012
Another good day playing football. I think there are 14 people who played.
Ronaldo Guy Chris - This guy is dynamic. The most skilful among us. All-round game is like Christiano Ronaldo. MAN OF THE MATCH
Chinese Topless Guy Glen - Wide range of tricks he has. I don't think anyone can beat him one-on-one at the pitch.
Andi - Beginning to relax these days. But still very, very difficult to dispossess him.
Alex - Most intelligent player in the squad. Who else is an A level student among us?
Shyong Ming - We have many wingers. Maybe Shyong Ming can play behind the striker or hole behind two strikers?
Crazy Kang Xiang - Likes to go up and down so I think best position is left-back.
David - Reminds me of Michael Ballack when he was at Chelsea.
Syahrein - I had a crap game.
Daniel - When I see him battling with Shyong Ming, it's like a white bishop against a black one in a chess match.
Wee Zheng - Cannot take it when I tell jokes about him as a substitute to waste time in stoppage time.
Ah San - We have to ask him to rent us a school field or stadium.
Jia Qi - Short passes. Keeping it simple.
Ali - Seems withdrawn. Hope he doesn't snap.
Nicholas - Can play football.
Did I leave anyone out?
I noticed you all like to practice free-kicks. Take a look at the video below. Do mute the music as it's crap.
Ronaldo Guy Chris - This guy is dynamic. The most skilful among us. All-round game is like Christiano Ronaldo. MAN OF THE MATCH
Chinese Topless Guy Glen - Wide range of tricks he has. I don't think anyone can beat him one-on-one at the pitch.
Andi - Beginning to relax these days. But still very, very difficult to dispossess him.
Alex - Most intelligent player in the squad. Who else is an A level student among us?
Shyong Ming - We have many wingers. Maybe Shyong Ming can play behind the striker or hole behind two strikers?
Crazy Kang Xiang - Likes to go up and down so I think best position is left-back.
David - Reminds me of Michael Ballack when he was at Chelsea.
Syahrein - I had a crap game.
Daniel - When I see him battling with Shyong Ming, it's like a white bishop against a black one in a chess match.
Wee Zheng - Cannot take it when I tell jokes about him as a substitute to waste time in stoppage time.
Ah San - We have to ask him to rent us a school field or stadium.
Jia Qi - Short passes. Keeping it simple.
Ali - Seems withdrawn. Hope he doesn't snap.
Nicholas - Can play football.
Did I leave anyone out?
I noticed you all like to practice free-kicks. Take a look at the video below. Do mute the music as it's crap.
Sunday, 1 January 2012
H8FC Training 31 December 2011
New Year's Eve. I picked up Crazy and David and they told me only the 3 of us regulars will be playing. How Meng helped us carry the goalposts and only 4 of us at the field. Jeff came out of nowhere with his friend this madman Rafi.
Then Andi joined followed by Daniel. Ronaldo Guy aka Chris came too. So we played a few 5 on 4 matches.
Topless Chinese Guy Glen joined later. Ah San arrived too. Joey was there to see us for a while. Joey may be a big girl but I think she's hot. Then there is this young Chinese boy playing for the first time. He thought he had struck the lottery for scoring past me.
Crazy needs to go up less when defending.
David is outstanding as defender in one match. I'm thinking of me and him in centre defence if we have a match.
Thanks to all those stupid girls who rejected me, I am playing well as a sweeper. More victims of the David Luiz treatment to come.
Jeff brought along this madman called Rafi. He has sexual feelings for me. Sickening. I am not a homo!
Andi is a funny Malay guy. If only all Malay guys are like him, the police have much less work to do.
Daniel is the latest victim of my David Luiz treatment. He's not happy with that for sure.
Ronaldo guy Chris is the most dangerous player. I'd like to see how Shyong Ming deal with him but Shyong Ming was not there.
Glen is another dangerous guy. We got a lot of wingers. I'll have a headache picking our first XI if we become official.
Ah San is not as good as he used to. Wonder why.
How Meng must be careful. Home United might release him if he doesn't buck up.
That tyco kid got a late Christmas present by scoring past me.
Happy New Year.
Then Andi joined followed by Daniel. Ronaldo Guy aka Chris came too. So we played a few 5 on 4 matches.
Topless Chinese Guy Glen joined later. Ah San arrived too. Joey was there to see us for a while. Joey may be a big girl but I think she's hot. Then there is this young Chinese boy playing for the first time. He thought he had struck the lottery for scoring past me.
Crazy needs to go up less when defending.
David is outstanding as defender in one match. I'm thinking of me and him in centre defence if we have a match.
Thanks to all those stupid girls who rejected me, I am playing well as a sweeper. More victims of the David Luiz treatment to come.
Jeff brought along this madman called Rafi. He has sexual feelings for me. Sickening. I am not a homo!
Andi is a funny Malay guy. If only all Malay guys are like him, the police have much less work to do.
Daniel is the latest victim of my David Luiz treatment. He's not happy with that for sure.
Ronaldo guy Chris is the most dangerous player. I'd like to see how Shyong Ming deal with him but Shyong Ming was not there.
Glen is another dangerous guy. We got a lot of wingers. I'll have a headache picking our first XI if we become official.
Ah San is not as good as he used to. Wonder why.
How Meng must be careful. Home United might release him if he doesn't buck up.
That tyco kid got a late Christmas present by scoring past me.
Happy New Year.
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