Sunday, 28 August 2011

H8FC Training 27 August 2011

Team A

Syahrein
Crazy
David
Alex
Uncle
Liverpool Guy
Cher Siang

Team B

Tang Yao
Wee Zheng
Nicholas
Topless Chinese Guy
Ah San
How Meng
Andi
Keith


Team B are just too good for Team A. They have extra man too. Team B won 13-9. I was crap today as keeper and crappier outfield. Crazy good at defending and shouldn't go up too much. David didn't do too well though he did score another cracker from distance. Alex couldn't find targets to pass the ball as the only available option is Uncle. Liverpool Guy on his first day did well. Uncle was full of energy and vibe and didn't deserve to be in the losing team. Cher Siang did what he could.

Tang Yao saved plenty of shots. Wee Zheng stopped a lot of players from dribbling past him. Nicholas was a part of his school team in his secondary school years so he got the techniques. Topless Chinese Guy is a very fit and very skilful player. Andi is still the best player on the pitch. Ah San's experience is put to good use. It's because of the trio of Topless Chinese Guy, Andi and Ah San that made all the difference for Team B to win. Finally, you put Keith and How Meng on the flanks and Team A is done and dusted.

Man Of The Match: ANDI

Monday, 22 August 2011

H8FC Training 20 August 2011

There's a 6 on 7 match worth mentioning

Team A

Tang Yao
Crazy
Cher Siang
Shyong Ming
Alex
Andi

Team B

Syahrein
Ah San
Uncle
Nicholas
Wee Zheng
Jia Qi
David

The major difference is Andi. He weaves around our team like a snake and only one or two times he was stolen in possession. My team were up 4-0 and then Andi arrived and made a world of difference with his assists with half-time at 5-3.

Although Team B had one more guy, nobody had an answer for the craft of Andi. We lost 12-8. I get this feeling I saved more than 12 shots but it all came to waste as we lost. Ah San and Uncle combination were fruitful in the 8 goals we scored. Nicholas did well. Wee Zheng did all he could. Jia Qi rusty after not playing with us for so long. And one of the eight core David? He should ask Uncle Ah San what he thought of his performance. Though he did score a thunderbolt.

Team A won and a couple of them are always happy they beat any team I'm in. What positivity can I see from this? Since a lot of guys want to better than an award-winning football writer like me, Singapore will always be the best country in South East Asia. How lucky they are their fathers don't send them to mental hospital for losing their temper. (Who fucking doesn't?!)

Crazy defended very well. Something about Crazy Kang Xiang is that he is a coal about to turn into a diamond. He got every gift to be a true playa in the future. He's going to break a lot of girls' hearts and put down many guys who try to bring him down.

Shyong Ming again had another good performance. Alex is providing the cover and ammunition linking up well with Andi. If not for Andi, the score will be tighter. So...

Man Of The Match: ANDI

Sunday, 14 August 2011

H8FC Training 13 August 2011

This is a warning for days to come. Take a look at the teamsheets first...

Team A

Tang Yao
Cher Siang
Kang Xiang(Crazy)
Ah San
Alex
David
Orange Shirt Guy

Team B

Syahrein
Wee Zheng
Shyong Ming
Uncle
Xavier
Nicholas
Daniel

I didn't leave anyone out?

Though this is hard to swallow for most of you, the star-studded team lost 8-2. I don't have to be arrogant about this, I'm stating facts. Usually when the Teo brothers are all in the same team, they always win but not today.

What went wrong for Team A? After the Orange Shirt Guy left, they crumble? No. We are talking about the creme de la creme of H8FC with Tang Yao, Cher Siang and the Teo brothers in the same team. So even with one man down, they should be able to beat my team. What about Ah San being the difference maker? This is unbelievable. Two of the 'worst' players - me and Wee Zheng drawn to Team B, this is like a relegation-threatened team upsetting Manchester City.

I thought Wee Zheng really stood out in this game. When I first knew him in 2008, that boy couldn't play football at all. Now we can't deny his intelligence as his academic results show. For 3 years, I'm sure he's been searching the internet for football techniques. Slowly he's been improving and today he showed why he wants to play 'just in front of the back 4'. How can we call him Da Pang anymore when he's getting thinner and thinner? I hope he doesn't go over the head with all these praises and maintain his standard next week.

Reasons why Team A lost -

*Wee Zheng best form of his life

*I got lucky as goalkeeper

*That uncle in grey played very, very well

*Shyong Ming, Xavier and Nicholas played their heart out for reasons I don't know


Daniel missed a lot of chances and if he scored them, I think the 5 of you are going to murder me, Shyong Ming and Wee Zheng after the match. If we have another match, I think it's safer to put me as goalkeeper. Since Tang Yao claims he's a fighter, put him in centre defence and he can break legs. Maybe I pulled off stunning saves today because I'm angry my next-door-neighbour again bring her boyfriend outside my house and AV is slutting with other guys.

MAN OF THE MATCH: WEE ZHENG

Saturday, 6 August 2011

H8FC Training 6 August 2011

I want that fat girl to read this. Wee Zheng go tell her to read this.

Hey fattie, who the hell you think you are? You want to sue me for this post? I can counter-sue you for calling me shit and ugly in Chinese. Do you know that you can't play football? If you play like those UWC girls or girls from sports school, I can tolerate it. But you called me shit in Chinese, HOW DARE YOU JUDGE ME BY THE COLOUR OF MY SKIN?!

I talked to you and you ignore me. That's fine. But you berating me to the others is something I cannot take. Yes, I WAS interested in you. After they tell you that, what did you do? You find me repulsive, you ignored my existence and you actually think that I'm a useless person. I hate you now and my female colleagues working at the counter are ALL a thousand times nicer and prettier than you!

Hey let me tell you this, all your male friends are nothing compared to me. Let me break this down for you so that you will understand - all-the-sports-reporters-in-The-New-Paper-know-me. Iain Macintosh is my friend. He-doesn't-know-ALL-your-male-friends.

Before you dare call me shit in Chinese, I have achieved much more than ALL your male friends combined. My name is 'Qyaerus-Syahrein'. Google it, bitch!


Ok friends, as for our match, I can't remember much about it. Except we were leading 3-0 and then lost 7-3. Well Tang Yao is happy about it as he played for the winning team.

I'm trying to recall the teamsheets so if I missed out someone, please tell me...

Team A

Crazy
Alex
David
Syahrein
Kevin
Wee Zheng
Keith
Fat Girl

Team B

Tang Yao
Ah San
Uncle
Orange Shirt Guy
Daniel
Jerwin
Kelvin
Nicholas
Shyong Ming


It was a good day of football. Hope we can get together every Saturday till we can't play anymore.

Monday, 1 August 2011

H8FC Training 30 July 2011

So many kids joined us today. And they are the polished stuffs as they got the technique. I guess they attended football clinics before. While some of us learn how to play football through library books.

I guess the regulars who played today were: Shyong Ming, Wee Zheng, Tang Yao, Cher Siang, David, Syahrein, Ah San, Daniel and Andi. Alex and Crazy were sorely missed. We were divided into two groups in one of the matches.

Shyong Ming, Wee Zheng, Tang Yao, Cher Siang and David were suspiciously in the same team thanks to David's 'finger of God'. The new bunch of kids were spread out between the two teams. The match ended 4-3 in the weaker team's favour. As Tang Yao and Cher Siang don't want to lose face conceding the 5th to my team because I got...view my personal blog www.q-s81.blogspot.com for my latest post 'I NEVER had mental illness part 2'.

Good thing about you people is you are willing to let bad feelings pass quick. So after that 4-3 loss, we played a last game where Tang Yao, Cher Siang, Wee Zheng and me are of the same team and we all joked about it.

If those bunch of kids come again next week, let's have a match. This is my proposed formation...

(4-3-3)

GK - Tang Yao

LB - Crazy
CD - Andi
CD - New Guy
RB - Cher Siang

DM - Wee Zheng
CM - Alex
CM - David

LW - Syahrein
ST - Ah San
RW - Shyong Ming

Subs: Any jabronies with less than 80% attendance for the year.

Since Daniel introduced those kids to us, he will be playing for them. (May not be a good idea because he can single-handedly win a game).

Anyone of you not happy with the teamsheet can leave comment.