H8FC The Cage 29 December 2011

A new step ahead for H8FC. First time we get together for football at The Cage near Stadium MRT.

Here are the summaries(not in order of importance)...

Wee Zheng - Plays better in The Cage. Can score goals which he rarely does.

Alex - He will be the heart of H8FC. A future legend.

David - Blasts the ball from distance as usual.

Crazy Kang Xiang - When defending, should go forward less. Good player overall.

Syahrein - As good as Petr Cech. As dirty as David Luiz.

Cher Siang - Another guy who wants me dead. He is needed in defence though.

Shyong Ming - DANGERMAN. DANGERMAN. He must be marked. Give him an inch of space and he will score from anywhere.

Weeseng - ?

Keith - Natural winger. Very difficult to stop him.

Nicholas - We are rich in central-midfield positions.

Jia Qi - Plays well in The Cage.

That girl at the counter is hot.

Then we went to have our lunch at Old Airport Road.

The Cage I saw on a Nike ad, the whole place is covered with metal. The one we played is a cheap imitation. We had fun anyways.

H8FC Training 17 December 2011

Another good day of football. The first match should be forgotten. I was stationed as goalkeeper. But there were no defenders at all! Few saves from me meant nothing as we lost 5-0. I was made to look like a complete loser. Though David angrily claimed he was defending, truth is there's no one at the back to cover me. No one.

But the match of the day was an exhilirating 5-4 victory for the other team.

Team A

Ali
Syahrein
Cher Siang
Ah San
David
Nicholas
Shyong Ming
Alex
Jerwin

Team B

Tang Yao
Crazy
Bossy Guy
Andi
Daniel
Kelvin
Chinese Topless Guy
Ronaldo Guy
How Meng

Tell me if I accidentally left anyone out. I'll edit this post.

When Ali volunteered to be goalkeeper, the formation was 3-5-0. For Team B, 1-4-3. Team A were constantly harassed and stalked by the marauding attackers of Team B. The awesome foursome of Andi, Chinese Topless Guy, Daniel and Ronaldo Guy were passing the ball around like nobody's business.

Especially that Ronaldo Guy. Beating me on that right-flank more times than I keeping the ball away from him. Please stop comparing me to Ashley Cole as I was wearing a Chelsea jersey. If I have the sexiest woman in my country as my wife, why the hell would I cheat on her?

Thank God there were Cher Siang and Ah San helping me defend. Cher Siang may want me dead but he is a good defender. He will go to NS and become thin. David, Nicholas and Alex are not really co-existing in the middle of the park. Though they did combine well for us to take the game to 4-4.

Jerwin may be lightweight but he did some vital interceptions from the awesome foursome. Shyong Ming again is the shining light of the team. Going everywhere to win the ball and dribble. He sure will be in the constant first XI when H8FC becomes official.

Crazy Kang Xiang did a wonderful one-man defence. He got all the qualities as a defender. When he goes to JC/Poly, I stress, Kang Xiang you MUST go for trials in your school team. You got nothing to lose. You pass the trial, who knows an S-League club may approach you. You fail, well you'll never know unless you tried.

I don't know where Bossy Guy came from. This guy disappeared for several months and appeared out of nowhere to join us again. Andi is the mastermind behind the awesome foursome. Commanding like a general, with Topless Guy on the left, Daniel spearheading the attack and that *holds breath* Ronaldo guy on the right...I'm glad, me, Ah San and Cher Siang are up for the task.

Kelvin and How Meng had off day. Maybe that awesome foursome stole the show. Very good match. Ronaldo Guy clinched the Golden Goal with that sepak takraw strike. I cannot beat someone who plays like Cristiano Ronaldo ok so STFU.

Cristiano Ronaldo vs Ashley Cole video. Do bear with the 20 second delay and lower the noisy volume.