Sunday, 24 June 2012

H8FC Training 23 June 2012

Team A 8 Team B 3

Team A

GK - They rotate
CD - Tall Uncle
RB - Jeff
DM - Wee Zheng
LM - David
CM - Alex
CM - Uncle Justin
RW - Chris
ST - Lionel

Team B

GK - Tang Yao
LB - Syahrein
CD - Cher Siang
RB - Kevin
LM - Nicholas
CM - Handsome Grey Shirt Guy
CM - Lionel's friend
CM - Shyong Ming
AM - Kang Xiang

Did I accidentally leave anyone out?

The team I'm in are handed a heavy lost. We were already 4-0 down. I played keeper first, had one or two spectacular saves but it was soon forgotten. Then a handsome grey shirt guy came and made it 4-1. I know this guy but I forgot where I saw him.

Kevin made an unexpected return after a few years. He is happy-go-lucky.

Tall Uncle of Team A had an excellent game. He even scored with bullet headers. Though Chris and Handsome Grey Shirt guy came close, my MAN OF THE MATCH is TALL UNCLE. We were down with 5-1. In the middle of it all, I had to rest because my groin is sore. I work hard as a lobby retarded guy so that took a toll on my body. Cher Siang was cursing me. When a guy lower IQ than me tells me what to do, you know that the world had turned upside down.

Chris was on his better days. I'm not surprised if he plays for Singapore later. Then we all can boast that he honed his skills with us.

The rest of you thanks for coming. If you are disappointed I don't mention you on this post, do see the Blog Archive on the right.

This is a video of Roberto di Matteo playing for Chelsea in 1997. Enjoy...




Sunday, 17 June 2012

H8FC Training 16 June 2012

I came late because my blind 'date' didn't show up. 'She' smsed me later and told me she didn't arrive because she soiled her skirt. Then she told me about government and Michael Jackson. She didn't answer my call because she's 'shy'. I think it's some fat guy I knew whom I ignored in the past because he piss me off. Guess I have to ignore him again.

Well, I arrived at around 6pm. This is another great match. I wonder why is it when I play, everyone up their game. I saw you guys play without me. You all were playing boring football. Am I really that important in your lives?

Team A

GK - Kang Xiang
CD - Jeff's Friend
LB - Red-Shirt Guy
RB - Jeff
LM - En Rong
CM - Shyong Ming
RM - 12 year-old Indian Boy
RW - Chris
AM - Imran
AM - Keith

Team B

GK - Tang Yao
CD - Tian Ting
CD - Cher Siang
LB - The talented and handsome Syahrein
DM - Wee Zheng
CM - Nicholas
CM - Uncle Justin
AM - Glen
AM - Royal
RM - David
ST - Daniel
ST - Lionel

What?! 12 against 10? Of course Team B won 5-1. Which jabroni forgot he is in Team A?

Anyways Team A went ahead with an own goal by Cher Siang. Team B equalized with a header by Nicholas 1-1. Team B went 2-1 up with a goal by new guy Royal. I volleyed the ball right to the heart of Team A's defence. Uncle Justin squeezed in between and he scored to make it 3-1. Lionel with a cool finish to make it 4-1. Nicholas ended the contest by scoring the 5th. Team B won! Game. Set. Match.

MAN OF THE MATCH: NICHOLAS




Sunday, 10 June 2012

H8FC Training 9 June 2012

Team B 9 Team A 6

Team A

GK - Syahrein/Kang Xiang
CD - Syahrein
CM - Wee Zheng
DM - Javier
CM - Shyong Ming
CM - Uncle Justin
AM - Kang Xiang
CF - Ah San
ST - Lionel

Team B

GK - How Meng
CD - Tang Yao
CD - Cher Siang
RM - David
LW - Keith
RW - Glen
AM - Jeff
ST - Chris

Did I miss anyone out?

How can Team A lose? Here are the likely scenarios -

NO DEFENDERS - When I play keeper, I see right in front of me no defenders. When they did assists for Chris, he just ran through the middle and beat me 75% of the time. When I play defender, I tried to stop him but somehow he still managed to score.

COMBO OF TANG YAO AND CHER SIANG - Undertaker and Kane are really like brothers. They defend as a dual unit.

CHRIS - If this guy plays for Singapore in the future, we all will be proud that a Singapore player honed his skills with us. Chris was amazing yesterday.

GLEN - He came on and terrorize the wings.

Man Of The Match: CHRIS

Sunday, 3 June 2012

H8FC Training 2 June 2012

Team A 10 Team B 7

Team A

GK - Jeff
CD - Wee Zheng
DM - Javier
CM - Alex
CM - Shyong Ming
CM - Nicholas
RM - David
RW - Glen
ST - Inter Milan Guy

Team B

GK - Syahrein
LB - Keith
CD - #2 Guy
CD - Kang Xiang
CD - Cher Siang
ST - Lionel
ST - Ah San
ST - Daniel

Did I accidentally leave anyone out?

This match had 2 halves. First half Team A went 2-0 up. Team B equalized 2-2. And went ahead 3-2. Team A made it 3-3. The match see-saw again when Team B ended the half 5-3. Our trio of attack Lionel, Ah San and Daniel did very well in the first half.

2nd half was a totally different issue. Javier came in for Team A. Jeff switched from keeper to outfield. Javier was really controlling and masterminding the whole match. Team B went up 6-3. Then Team A clawed back with 6-4 all the way to 6-6. To add insult to injury, Team A went all the way to 10-6. Ah San grabbed a consolation. Match ended 10-7.

The effervescent Jeff is full of energy. Again, Wee Zheng was made to look good by his teammates. Alex reminds me of Frank Lampard though he is an Arsenal fan. Shyong Ming is not really showing what he is fully capable of. Nicholas is the complete midfielder. David like Steven...no Jay Spearing on the right. Glen is difficult to stop at the right-wing as I was marking him. Inter Milan guy not sharp.

I did 'absolutely nothing' as goalkeeper. Keith needs to pick his right position. #2 Guy is doing ok. NOW, Kang Xiang needs to stay back when defending. The back was exposed when he ventured in front. Lets see how Cher Siang plays 2 or 3 years later. You people underestimated Lionel. He's a Liverpool fan and I bet he knows all those great Liverpool strikers wearing the #9. Ah San is complaining no midfielders. He should be one playing behind Lionel and Daniel. As for Daniel, he needs to read books on football techniques with the foot.

MAN OF THE MATCH: JAVIER