I told you all there's no need to do the finger counting. H8FC vs the rest. After the finger counting, all those guys Jeff brought along go to the other side anyways. They didn't even realize they were outnumbered.
It was basically H8FC and the formation is 4-5-2
GK - Tang Yao
LB - Keith
CD - Crazy
CD - Syahrein
RB - Wee Zheng
LM - Shyong Ming
CM - Alex
DM - Javier
CM - David
RM - Uncle
RW - Ronaldo guy
ST - Daniel
It was easy stroll because the opponents do not understand the pitch. We have played on the pitch for a year so we know what type of ball to play and not to play. There are double spies in the opposition camp. Cher Siang, Jia Qi, Andi and even Ali purposely sabotaged their team for that day.
Uncle scored the first goal. David scored with a rare header. And Cher Siang gifted us with a goal. So it's a walkover.
I think I did very well as a defender. Defend by any means necessary. Who told my ex to leave me? Who told Joeleen to pick the wrong boyfriends? Who told my next-door-neighbour to kiss those bastards outside my house? Who told Miss Teo to ignore me and talk to those satans? All these came to a head and I'm sorry if I break someone's legs on a Saturday afternoon so DON'T try me!
We have a strong team. When you all work, we will poll money and I will choose a private league for you. Rent a stadium with referees. If we become so good, I will ask for friendly matches against weak S-League teams like Tanjong Pagar and Woodlands for starters. They may send their reserves and youth players. If we beat them, people will start treating us seriously.
Sunday, 27 November 2011
Sunday, 20 November 2011
H8FC Training 19 November 2011
10 people played today after heavy rain
Syahrein - Another excellent performance as goalkeeper.
Crazy - His defensive skills sorely needed. Should defend more and go up to take a shot when needed.
Daniel - Big improvement in not taking shots from distance. Can accelerate all the way and beat any keeper with his shots.
David - Very diffiuclt to save his hard shots. No fullbacks to stop him when he attacks from the flanks.
Shyong Ming - I see he can pair up with Daniel in attack. Like two bishops in a chess game.
Cher Siang - Was in one of my team. We were down by 4-0. He may not like me but he scored two goals in a space of one minute to help us lose 5-3 and not 5-0.
Andi - Very skillful as we all know. I'm glad he changed to a nice guy. What other Malay ah bengs should be.
Wee Zheng - Not that good today. Maybe he should invite his girl *space* friends to see him play then maybe he can perform.
Keith - I can't seem to know which is his position. He's everywhere on the pitch. Very fast though.
Nicholas - Doesn't want to play defender when I asked him to. We are short of defenders!
David, Crazy, Cher Siang, Wee Zheng and me went home by walking and not taking the bus. Because Wee Zheng is scared of the big gangster at the bus-stop. What can he do to us? 4 of us grab his both arms and legs and together we hammer him no problem right?
Now I'll take you back to 1996 where this goal by David Beckham propelled him to superstar status. You must see...
Syahrein - Another excellent performance as goalkeeper.
Crazy - His defensive skills sorely needed. Should defend more and go up to take a shot when needed.
Daniel - Big improvement in not taking shots from distance. Can accelerate all the way and beat any keeper with his shots.
David - Very diffiuclt to save his hard shots. No fullbacks to stop him when he attacks from the flanks.
Shyong Ming - I see he can pair up with Daniel in attack. Like two bishops in a chess game.
Cher Siang - Was in one of my team. We were down by 4-0. He may not like me but he scored two goals in a space of one minute to help us lose 5-3 and not 5-0.
Andi - Very skillful as we all know. I'm glad he changed to a nice guy. What other Malay ah bengs should be.
Wee Zheng - Not that good today. Maybe he should invite his girl *space* friends to see him play then maybe he can perform.
Keith - I can't seem to know which is his position. He's everywhere on the pitch. Very fast though.
Nicholas - Doesn't want to play defender when I asked him to. We are short of defenders!
David, Crazy, Cher Siang, Wee Zheng and me went home by walking and not taking the bus. Because Wee Zheng is scared of the big gangster at the bus-stop. What can he do to us? 4 of us grab his both arms and legs and together we hammer him no problem right?
Now I'll take you back to 1996 where this goal by David Beckham propelled him to superstar status. You must see...
Sunday, 13 November 2011
H8FC Training 12 November 2011
Today I realized our team seriously need defenders. Our series of 6 on 6 matches, there are absolutely no defenders except for your Cher Siang. When I arrived and had to play goalkeeper, the 5 people in front refuse to be defenders. I asked Alex to stopgap behind as a sweeper. That helped my team to bring the game to 4-4. But Alex's natural instincts took over and he went in front. Players like Andi and Daniel had a field day with me and I can't stop them one-on-one.
Crazy decided to play striker today. But I prefer him to play defender. Ah San is a good defender. At his age, are we going to let him join our squad if the age limit is unlimited in our future private league?
We have too many midfielders for our liking. Like Nicholas, David, that policeman, Wee Zheng...and notable absentees like Jeff and Xavier. They all play in similar position. We are in need of defenders. Some of them need to tuck in and defend or we have to make do with the Brothers Of Destruction and me as goalkeeper. :(
That yaya papaya guy had another off day. All I have to do is play keeper and Cher Siang will focus on him instead of me. These two will make a perfect wrestling match as they both are around the same height and weight and maybe BMI.
Take a look at this blockbuster of a video. Gerard Pique Vs Cristiano Ronaldo. Pique defending at all costs. Ronaldo trying his best to avoid breaking his legs.
Crazy decided to play striker today. But I prefer him to play defender. Ah San is a good defender. At his age, are we going to let him join our squad if the age limit is unlimited in our future private league?
We have too many midfielders for our liking. Like Nicholas, David, that policeman, Wee Zheng...and notable absentees like Jeff and Xavier. They all play in similar position. We are in need of defenders. Some of them need to tuck in and defend or we have to make do with the Brothers Of Destruction and me as goalkeeper. :(
That yaya papaya guy had another off day. All I have to do is play keeper and Cher Siang will focus on him instead of me. These two will make a perfect wrestling match as they both are around the same height and weight and maybe BMI.
Take a look at this blockbuster of a video. Gerard Pique Vs Cristiano Ronaldo. Pique defending at all costs. Ronaldo trying his best to avoid breaking his legs.
Wednesday, 9 November 2011
H8FC Training 5 November 2011
Another good day of football. I didn't update earlier because Sunday, Monday and Tuesday I had to work and I'm tired.
I think 15 people played
Alex
David
Wee Zheng
Shyong Ming
Tang Yao
Cher Siang
Javier
Jeff
Ah San
Uncle
Syahrein
How Meng
Jia Qi
Keith
Chinese Topless Guy
Did I miss anyone?
I don't know what to talk about all of your performances. It seemed for around one year I've been heaping praises at you all and I don't get any back. When you all work and have your own money, I will register ourselves in a private league. Money will not be a problem as we all will poll the cash and we have enough people to build a squad with substitutes and reserves.
Take a look at this magnificent pass by Frank Lampard for Drogba to score. To be fair, you got to know your teammate well to execute this. Because if you don't, your teammate will be out of position and the ball wasted. Many wasted balls from Lampard, Ramires and Mikel as Fernando Torres do not understand them.
I think 15 people played
Alex
David
Wee Zheng
Shyong Ming
Tang Yao
Cher Siang
Javier
Jeff
Ah San
Uncle
Syahrein
How Meng
Jia Qi
Keith
Chinese Topless Guy
Did I miss anyone?
I don't know what to talk about all of your performances. It seemed for around one year I've been heaping praises at you all and I don't get any back. When you all work and have your own money, I will register ourselves in a private league. Money will not be a problem as we all will poll the cash and we have enough people to build a squad with substitutes and reserves.
Take a look at this magnificent pass by Frank Lampard for Drogba to score. To be fair, you got to know your teammate well to execute this. Because if you don't, your teammate will be out of position and the ball wasted. Many wasted balls from Lampard, Ramires and Mikel as Fernando Torres do not understand them.
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