11 people played?
Wee Zheng - Got owned by me in many occasions. Well, at least he is now prepared for physical battle if he wants to continue 'playing in front of the back four'.
Alex - Formed a brilliant partnership with me and Uncle in a 3-on-3 match. 5-0 we won.
David - One of those days.
Cher Siang - You people tell him.
Ah San - Rare own goal.
Syahrein - You people came and you people saw what I did with the ball from one end to another.
Andi - Another brilliant all-round performance.
Chinese Topless Guy - Skills aplenty.
Adi - Can score goals but miss plenty too.
Uncle - He's the man. Here's another MAN OF THE MATCH
Jerwin - Last survivor of the YCK clan.
Did I miss anyone out?
This is how Hitler would react to Chelsea's loss to Arsenal if he was still alive...
Sunday, 30 October 2011
Sunday, 23 October 2011
H8FC Training 22 October 2011
Wee Zheng - The more you people call him Da Pang, the more he becomes thinner, you become fatter.
Shyong Ming - Another all-round contribution. Probably the fastest player on the pitch.
David - Did well as emergency defender.
Alex - Kicked back at me for my painful lunge with my studs. Totally accidental.
Andi - I like this kind of Malay guy. Doesn't boss around others. Bad guy turned good?
Andi's Little Friend - He must had heard of you people calling him lousy. Took him one week to let out his frustration and scored a hat-trick.
Andi's Policeman Friend - He does behave like a policeman. But his football skills are on par with us.
Andi's Little Friend's Malay Gangster Friend - He's like the average Malay pai-kia with what comes out of his mouth. Became subdued after 30 minutes as he is surrounded by good people.
Adi - Another once in 3 months guy.
Ah San - Seems a little distracted our grand old man. Wonder why.
Uncle - Another bad guy turned good? Every week puts in excellent performances.
Syahrein - Have you people met any goalkeeper more entertaining than me?
Chinese Topless Guy - Plenty of skills.
Xavier - Very good ball control. Still I think he's best as central defender.
Cher Siang - Gods will only grant curses for people who are evil.
Did I miss anyone out?
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Shyong Ming - Another all-round contribution. Probably the fastest player on the pitch.
David - Did well as emergency defender.
Alex - Kicked back at me for my painful lunge with my studs. Totally accidental.
Andi - I like this kind of Malay guy. Doesn't boss around others. Bad guy turned good?
Andi's Little Friend - He must had heard of you people calling him lousy. Took him one week to let out his frustration and scored a hat-trick.
Andi's Policeman Friend - He does behave like a policeman. But his football skills are on par with us.
Andi's Little Friend's Malay Gangster Friend - He's like the average Malay pai-kia with what comes out of his mouth. Became subdued after 30 minutes as he is surrounded by good people.
Adi - Another once in 3 months guy.
Ah San - Seems a little distracted our grand old man. Wonder why.
Uncle - Another bad guy turned good? Every week puts in excellent performances.
Syahrein - Have you people met any goalkeeper more entertaining than me?
Chinese Topless Guy - Plenty of skills.
Xavier - Very good ball control. Still I think he's best as central defender.
Cher Siang - Gods will only grant curses for people who are evil.
Did I miss anyone out?
Here are some sexy pics of Wayne Rooney's wife...
Sunday, 16 October 2011
H8FC Training 15 October 2011
Crazy - Another excellent performance. He must go for trials at his school team when he's in JC/Poly.
Alex - The usual good stuffs. Passes short and long. Testing keeper from distance.
David - Biggest strength is always his powerful shots.
Shyong Ming - How can he not be in his Poly football team?
Wee Zheng - Slowly improving.
Syahrein - My name is Qyaerus-Syahrein. I'm the auntie killer.
Keith - One of the best players on the pitch.
Andi - Skilled Malay player.
Andi's Policeman Friend - Goes up too much. Should be more defensive.
Andi's Little Friend - Yaya papaya. Goal scored was a fluke.
Xavier - He should play centre-defence but played midfield. One of the reasons why my team lost the last game.
Jeff - He doesn't get tired of running around. Which is good.
Ah San - Seems not happy today.
David's Friend - Well he seemed happy to play.
Winston - Another new guy. Intercepts well. Don't know if this is his first and last.
Daniel - Came back from lengthy injury spell. Rusty but managed to score past the guy who injured him.
Tang Yao - Willing to perform as goalkeeper only when his teammates are pro.
Cher Siang - Got shackled by David.
Do tell me if I accidentally miss anyone.
In 1999, USA won the Women's World Cup and this player removed her jersey and showed her sports bra after scoring the winning goal. Click below to see...
Alex - The usual good stuffs. Passes short and long. Testing keeper from distance.
David - Biggest strength is always his powerful shots.
Shyong Ming - How can he not be in his Poly football team?
Wee Zheng - Slowly improving.
Syahrein - My name is Qyaerus-Syahrein. I'm the auntie killer.
Keith - One of the best players on the pitch.
Andi - Skilled Malay player.
Andi's Policeman Friend - Goes up too much. Should be more defensive.
Andi's Little Friend - Yaya papaya. Goal scored was a fluke.
Xavier - He should play centre-defence but played midfield. One of the reasons why my team lost the last game.
Jeff - He doesn't get tired of running around. Which is good.
Ah San - Seems not happy today.
David's Friend - Well he seemed happy to play.
Winston - Another new guy. Intercepts well. Don't know if this is his first and last.
Daniel - Came back from lengthy injury spell. Rusty but managed to score past the guy who injured him.
Tang Yao - Willing to perform as goalkeeper only when his teammates are pro.
Cher Siang - Got shackled by David.
Do tell me if I accidentally miss anyone.
In 1999, USA won the Women's World Cup and this player removed her jersey and showed her sports bra after scoring the winning goal. Click below to see...
Sunday, 9 October 2011
H8FC Training 9 October 2011
I don't understand why when I play outfield my teammates refuse to pass the ball to me. I did a wonderful job as goalkeeper again.
Tang Yao did many saves as goalkeeper. But I saved more on this day. And it's unfair when both of us played goalkeeper, his team won.
Crazy is following the way the new MU sensation Phil Jones play. A defender who can bring the ball out of defence and tests the keeper with a shot.
Cher Siang is trying to play like a MU defender.
Andi's style of play doesn't really suit the wet ground. Difficult for him to weave around.
Andi's policeman friend is all buffed and toughed and for us to actually can match up to him show that you all are going to be strong people in your 20s.
Chinese Topless Guy is still like a character from your PsP football games.
Alex needs to add more repertoire to his game so that he can have the sense of unpredictability. He does have the basics like a wide range of passing.
I think David should try switching from midfielder to support striker. Playing just behind the main striker, outmuscling the defenders and laying assists. Can try long shots sometimes.
Ah San played when it's getting dark. At his age can still dribble and score.
Wee Zheng is improving and improving. Two online clearances when I was beat as keeper.
Jeff again running around with the ball. His stubborness at passing the ball to me only a few times resulted in shots over the bar and long balls that don't reach the target.
Uncle again is giving excellent performances every Saturday. MAN OF THE MATCH
Nicholas is a good player. One of the absurd reasons why so many people are more cu-koo than us but their parents don't send them 'there' for 'treatment'.
Did I accidentally leave anyone out?
Tang Yao did many saves as goalkeeper. But I saved more on this day. And it's unfair when both of us played goalkeeper, his team won.
Crazy is following the way the new MU sensation Phil Jones play. A defender who can bring the ball out of defence and tests the keeper with a shot.
Cher Siang is trying to play like a MU defender.
Andi's style of play doesn't really suit the wet ground. Difficult for him to weave around.
Andi's policeman friend is all buffed and toughed and for us to actually can match up to him show that you all are going to be strong people in your 20s.
Chinese Topless Guy is still like a character from your PsP football games.
Alex needs to add more repertoire to his game so that he can have the sense of unpredictability. He does have the basics like a wide range of passing.
I think David should try switching from midfielder to support striker. Playing just behind the main striker, outmuscling the defenders and laying assists. Can try long shots sometimes.
Ah San played when it's getting dark. At his age can still dribble and score.
Wee Zheng is improving and improving. Two online clearances when I was beat as keeper.
Jeff again running around with the ball. His stubborness at passing the ball to me only a few times resulted in shots over the bar and long balls that don't reach the target.
Uncle again is giving excellent performances every Saturday. MAN OF THE MATCH
Nicholas is a good player. One of the absurd reasons why so many people are more cu-koo than us but their parents don't send them 'there' for 'treatment'.
Did I accidentally leave anyone out?
Tuesday, 4 October 2011
H8FC Training 1 October 2011
I think 14 people played today. Correct me if I'm wrong.
Alex
Crazy
David
Syahrein
Wee Zheng
Shyong Ming
Cher Siang
Topless Chinese Guy
Jeff
Jeff's Friend
Andi
Uncle
Nicholas
New Blue Shirt Indian Guy
Today Alex was his usual self. Like the playmaker that he is. He just needs to rough it up with the tackles and he would be the complete midfielder.
Crazy is like Phil Jones. He can bring the ball out of defence and dribble all the way and trouble the keeper with a shot.
David did two brilliant things today. I gave a long ball as keeper and he finishes it with a goal. Cher Siang punted the ball too in another match and David finishes it too past me this time.
I think I had a good game as goalkeeper. How long I took to concede in one of our 5-goal matches? Around 30 minutes? Saves after saves until Uncle ended that.
This Wee Zheng is rapidly improving damn fast. When I first knew him in 2008, he was fat, slow and clumsy. Fast forward to this day, he is slimmer and at least useful playing football. And I don't understand why intelligent girls are attracted to him.
Shyong Ming as we all know is one of the best in our team. There was once he was clear on goal. I was playing goalkeeper. I did what a keeper could do by closing him down. SM was so fast he scored past me and I'm left going for the ball but brought him down instead.
Cher Siang will be different 5 years later. I've seen a lot of boys like him. Overweight, goes to NS becomes slim and becomes rich selling pirated items. Then marry a sexy wife.
Topless Chinese Guy is very fit. He plays too much Shaolin Soccer game and tries to do fancy moves.
Jeff is always full of energy and running everywhere. I can see he's used to the normal pitch. Our goalposts are not big so his shots are off-target.
Jeff's Friend is at least passing me the ball when I play outfield unlike last time. He does have the basic skills.
What was Andi thinking wearing sunglasses while playing? For someone with tattoos, it's strange he is humble and happy playing football.
Thanks to Uncle for picking us up from the bus stop in his lorry. Every week he puts on a 5 star performance.
Teck Seng's friend Nicholas is like Charlie Adam isn't he? Like me, Teck Seng is picky when choosing friends. I've known him since 2005 and all his friends are nice people. Good he introduced Nicholas to us.
New Blue Shirt Indian Guy may look a little overweight like how most of you knew me in 2008. But I think he did well on his first day. He knows where to position himself during play.
On a last note, I'm glad all of us played attractive brand of football by playing the ball on the ground most of the times. I hope long balls are played on a minimum. I don't really like long balls as the opponents can cut them off. I prefer buliding short passes from the back like Barcelona, Chelsea and Liverpool before you were born. And try to curb long shots as 9 out of 10 times won't work on the uneven ground.
Alex
Crazy
David
Syahrein
Wee Zheng
Shyong Ming
Cher Siang
Topless Chinese Guy
Jeff
Jeff's Friend
Andi
Uncle
Nicholas
New Blue Shirt Indian Guy
Today Alex was his usual self. Like the playmaker that he is. He just needs to rough it up with the tackles and he would be the complete midfielder.
Crazy is like Phil Jones. He can bring the ball out of defence and dribble all the way and trouble the keeper with a shot.
David did two brilliant things today. I gave a long ball as keeper and he finishes it with a goal. Cher Siang punted the ball too in another match and David finishes it too past me this time.
I think I had a good game as goalkeeper. How long I took to concede in one of our 5-goal matches? Around 30 minutes? Saves after saves until Uncle ended that.
This Wee Zheng is rapidly improving damn fast. When I first knew him in 2008, he was fat, slow and clumsy. Fast forward to this day, he is slimmer and at least useful playing football. And I don't understand why intelligent girls are attracted to him.
Shyong Ming as we all know is one of the best in our team. There was once he was clear on goal. I was playing goalkeeper. I did what a keeper could do by closing him down. SM was so fast he scored past me and I'm left going for the ball but brought him down instead.
Cher Siang will be different 5 years later. I've seen a lot of boys like him. Overweight, goes to NS becomes slim and becomes rich selling pirated items. Then marry a sexy wife.
Topless Chinese Guy is very fit. He plays too much Shaolin Soccer game and tries to do fancy moves.
Jeff is always full of energy and running everywhere. I can see he's used to the normal pitch. Our goalposts are not big so his shots are off-target.
Jeff's Friend is at least passing me the ball when I play outfield unlike last time. He does have the basic skills.
What was Andi thinking wearing sunglasses while playing? For someone with tattoos, it's strange he is humble and happy playing football.
Thanks to Uncle for picking us up from the bus stop in his lorry. Every week he puts on a 5 star performance.
Teck Seng's friend Nicholas is like Charlie Adam isn't he? Like me, Teck Seng is picky when choosing friends. I've known him since 2005 and all his friends are nice people. Good he introduced Nicholas to us.
New Blue Shirt Indian Guy may look a little overweight like how most of you knew me in 2008. But I think he did well on his first day. He knows where to position himself during play.
On a last note, I'm glad all of us played attractive brand of football by playing the ball on the ground most of the times. I hope long balls are played on a minimum. I don't really like long balls as the opponents can cut them off. I prefer buliding short passes from the back like Barcelona, Chelsea and Liverpool before you were born. And try to curb long shots as 9 out of 10 times won't work on the uneven ground.
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