Team A 7 Team B 6
This is the match where we play beautiful football like we always do.
Team A
GK/CD - Syahrein
GK/CD - Kang Xiang
LB - Jeff
CD - Cher Siang
LW - Young Malay boy
CM - Shyong Ming
AM - En Rong
ST - Daniel
Team B
GK - Tang Yao
CD - Tian Ting
DM - Wee Zheng
CM - Alex
CM - Nicholas
RM - David
LW - Young Liverpool Boy
ST - Ah San
8 against 8? Did I accidentally leave anyone out?
There were 2 halves. 1st half Team A I played defender while Kang Xiang keeper. I did quite a good job stopping attacks. With Cher Siang clearing the ball. Team A went 4-0 up with a hat-trick by Daniel. Team B replied with 2 goals 4-2. En Rong scoring his 2nd goal ending the half 5-2. My testicles were sore fantasizing about hot moms. So I played keeper 2nd half.
The young Malay boy who was futile on the left-wing left along with his friend Young Liverpool Boy who was dangerous on the left-wing in Team B. Team A went ahead 6-2. En Rong scoring his FOURTH. Then it's 6-3. Followed by 6-4. Team A made it 7-4. Team B tried to snatch the game with two quick-fire goals but the match ended at 7-6.
It's refreshing to see Jeff back again. Shyong Ming needs a fixed position, he's everywhere. Tang Yao made vital saves. Tian Ting got no support. Wee Zheng was made to look good by Alex and Nicholas. Alex and Nicholas are similar players. Like Modric and Rafael van Der Vaart of Spurs. David cutting the ball from the right. Ah San dangerous with headers.
We are going to be big-time players when you all work. We are going to be 1st in the private league in our first season.
MAN OF THE MATCH: EN RONG
Sunday, 27 May 2012
Saturday, 19 May 2012
H8FC Training 19 May 2012
Oh thank you very much for not letting me play outfield today. I can save energy for another 6 day week at work. This is the match for all my plenty of saves, it went to nothing.
Team A
GK - Tang Yao
CD - Kang Xiang
CD - Wee Zheng
CM - Nicholas
AM - Green Shirt Guy
RM - Glen
RW - Chris
ST - Lionel(last week's Chinese Liverpool Guy)
ST - Daniel
Team B
GK - Syahrein(please don't tell your girl friends about my Pool performance this morning. I will get gangraped by females one day. Ohh please rape me girls and aunties)
CD - Orange Shirt Guy
CD - cher siang
CD - Shyong Ming
LM - David
CM - Uncle Justin
CM - Alex
CM - Ah San
RM - Spectacled Malay Guy
RW - Uncle Zidane
Did I miss anyone out?
9 against 10 and we still lose 8-4? Just like my first Letter Of The Week in 2006 where I mentioned Chelsea's midfielders are like too many cooks that spoil the broth, this was what Team B was suffering. David, Uncle Justin, Alex, Ah San, Spectacled Malay Guy and Uncle Zidane are not in tandem.
The main reason why we lost is because nobody is marking Lionel the tall guy. Not even Shyong Ming who had gone one-on-one with many pai-kias. Later when we have private league and if we play against a team with ang-mohs, you people won't mark them too because they are taller and bigger than you? I was thinking of any of my teammates to play keeper so I can give Lionel the David Luiz treatment. Some of you may think I'm a lousy keeper but can you play keeper better than me?
Team A's defence were good with Kang Xiang marshalling real well with Wee Zheng supporting him. Nicholas is pulling the strings in the playmaker role. Green Shirt Guy, Glen and Chris are running riot like Mata, Sturridge and Kalou. I'll repeat it again. Nobody is marking Lionel. He had all the time and space in the world to make me look like an idiot. Which I am not.
Man Of The Match: NICHOLAS
Team A
GK - Tang Yao
CD - Kang Xiang
CD - Wee Zheng
CM - Nicholas
AM - Green Shirt Guy
RM - Glen
RW - Chris
ST - Lionel(last week's Chinese Liverpool Guy)
ST - Daniel
Team B
GK - Syahrein(please don't tell your girl friends about my Pool performance this morning. I will get gangraped by females one day. Ohh please rape me girls and aunties)
CD - Orange Shirt Guy
CD - cher siang
CD - Shyong Ming
LM - David
CM - Uncle Justin
CM - Alex
CM - Ah San
RM - Spectacled Malay Guy
RW - Uncle Zidane
Did I miss anyone out?
9 against 10 and we still lose 8-4? Just like my first Letter Of The Week in 2006 where I mentioned Chelsea's midfielders are like too many cooks that spoil the broth, this was what Team B was suffering. David, Uncle Justin, Alex, Ah San, Spectacled Malay Guy and Uncle Zidane are not in tandem.
The main reason why we lost is because nobody is marking Lionel the tall guy. Not even Shyong Ming who had gone one-on-one with many pai-kias. Later when we have private league and if we play against a team with ang-mohs, you people won't mark them too because they are taller and bigger than you? I was thinking of any of my teammates to play keeper so I can give Lionel the David Luiz treatment. Some of you may think I'm a lousy keeper but can you play keeper better than me?
Team A's defence were good with Kang Xiang marshalling real well with Wee Zheng supporting him. Nicholas is pulling the strings in the playmaker role. Green Shirt Guy, Glen and Chris are running riot like Mata, Sturridge and Kalou. I'll repeat it again. Nobody is marking Lionel. He had all the time and space in the world to make me look like an idiot. Which I am not.
Man Of The Match: NICHOLAS
Saturday, 12 May 2012
H8FC Training 12 May 2012
First game is a huge disappointment for me. Lost playing keeper. The 2nd game is the one that is pulsating...
Team A
GK - Tang Yao
LB - 12 year old Indian boy
CD - Kang Xiang
RB - Syahrein(I love you too girls)
DM - Wee Zheng
CM - Uncle Justin
CM - Yellow Shirt Guy
LM - Blue Shirt Guy
AM - Alex
ST - Chinese Liverpool Guy
Team B
GK - They rotate keeper
LB - Keith
CD - Cher Siang
CD - David
RB - Jeff
CM - Nicholas
LW - Chris
AM - Green Shirt Guy
RW - Spectacled Malay guy
ST - Daniel
ST - Ah San
10 vs 10? Did I accidentally leave anyone out?
Team B drew first blood when DAVID somehow scored with a tame shot. Then they went 2-0 up with a corner that TANG YAO guided in. What did I tell you all about 2-goal leads last week? That 12 YEAR OLD INDIAN BOY is starting. Give him time. For all we know, he is going to be different when he's my age. KANG XIANG is excellent as defender. I compliment him by distracting Team B's attackers. WEE ZHENG had an average game. UNCLE JUSTIN did the usual stuffs.
YELLOW SHIRT GUY is not bad in intercepting and accurate passes. BLUE SHIRT GUY is doing ok but found SPECTACLED MALAY GUY too hot to handle. ALEX is doing well in the playmaker role behind the striker a new CHINESE LIVERPOOL GUY.
Goalkeeping is a serious problem for Team B. JEFF is full of energy at right-back. KEITH got plenty of skills. He is always one of the Top 5 performers when he plays. NICHOLAS doing so-so. CHRIS got the David Luiz treatment from me and had to switch flanks. GREEN SHIRT GUY is showing his smartness as an attacking-midfielder. SPECTACLED MALAY GUY is full of talents. Will we see him again? DANIEL, side-foot when you shoot on this ground. SIDE-FOOT! UNCLE AH SAN is defying age.
I saw Joey and Ah San's daughter. Also a young fatgirl who reminds me of that popular girl living in the 1st floor. God, Joey is hot.
Team A came back with 2-1. Please remind me who scored. That new CHINESE LIVERPOOL GUY scored 2 simple goals and we won 3-2. That guy missed more than he scored. So I'm not impressed.
Mother's Day tomorrow. If your mom is hot, tell her to stay far far away from me.
MAN OF THE MATCH: The blue-chipper of H8FC - KANG XIANG
Team A
GK - Tang Yao
LB - 12 year old Indian boy
CD - Kang Xiang
RB - Syahrein(I love you too girls)
DM - Wee Zheng
CM - Uncle Justin
CM - Yellow Shirt Guy
LM - Blue Shirt Guy
AM - Alex
ST - Chinese Liverpool Guy
Team B
GK - They rotate keeper
LB - Keith
CD - Cher Siang
CD - David
RB - Jeff
CM - Nicholas
LW - Chris
AM - Green Shirt Guy
RW - Spectacled Malay guy
ST - Daniel
ST - Ah San
10 vs 10? Did I accidentally leave anyone out?
Team B drew first blood when DAVID somehow scored with a tame shot. Then they went 2-0 up with a corner that TANG YAO guided in. What did I tell you all about 2-goal leads last week? That 12 YEAR OLD INDIAN BOY is starting. Give him time. For all we know, he is going to be different when he's my age. KANG XIANG is excellent as defender. I compliment him by distracting Team B's attackers. WEE ZHENG had an average game. UNCLE JUSTIN did the usual stuffs.
YELLOW SHIRT GUY is not bad in intercepting and accurate passes. BLUE SHIRT GUY is doing ok but found SPECTACLED MALAY GUY too hot to handle. ALEX is doing well in the playmaker role behind the striker a new CHINESE LIVERPOOL GUY.
Goalkeeping is a serious problem for Team B. JEFF is full of energy at right-back. KEITH got plenty of skills. He is always one of the Top 5 performers when he plays. NICHOLAS doing so-so. CHRIS got the David Luiz treatment from me and had to switch flanks. GREEN SHIRT GUY is showing his smartness as an attacking-midfielder. SPECTACLED MALAY GUY is full of talents. Will we see him again? DANIEL, side-foot when you shoot on this ground. SIDE-FOOT! UNCLE AH SAN is defying age.
I saw Joey and Ah San's daughter. Also a young fatgirl who reminds me of that popular girl living in the 1st floor. God, Joey is hot.
Team A came back with 2-1. Please remind me who scored. That new CHINESE LIVERPOOL GUY scored 2 simple goals and we won 3-2. That guy missed more than he scored. So I'm not impressed.
Mother's Day tomorrow. If your mom is hot, tell her to stay far far away from me.
MAN OF THE MATCH: The blue-chipper of H8FC - KANG XIANG
Saturday, 5 May 2012
H8FC Training 5 May 2012
Ok idiots the first match don't count. Close match 5-4 which my team lost.
This is the match that sets adrenaline pumping...
TEAM A
GK - Syahrein
CD - Shyong Ming
CD - Ah San
RB - Keith
LW - Glen
RW - Chris
ST - Daniel
ST - 12 year old Indian Boy
TEAM B
GK - Tang Yao
CD - Cher Siang
DM - Wee Zheng
CM - Alex
CM - David
CM - Nicholas
RW - Jeff
Did I miss anyone out?
Evenly matched though my team have one more guy.
Team B's overconfidence started when they went 2-0 up. Only idiots will think a team is the winner when their only 2-0 up. Team A clawed to level 2-2 and then went up 3-2. Team B got the balls to level 3-3. Syahrein, playing well as keeper with the sole intention of impressing girls and aunties, is the rock that kept Team A alive. Shyong Ming did well but should not leave his defensive duties often.
Ah San got a football talent that will last forever. Keith should make that right-back slot his with Kang Xiang on the other side. Glen and Chris are wonderful on the wings. Daniel, as usual, missed a lot of chances. 12 year old Indian boy is redundant.
As for Team B, difficult to score past Tang Yao because he is big and strong. Cher Siang will cover for his buddy. Wee Zheng is rated 'Flop Of The Match' by one of his TEAMMATES. Figure out who it is, Einstein.
The triangle of doom of Alex, David and Nicholas do sure create a lot of trouble for us. We have no midfield destroyer in our ranks so I have to save some of their shots. Wee Zheng kicked the ball when I had it covered warrants a yellow card if it's a match. After Ms S screwed my mind and left me, thank Goodness I let it go on poor Wee Zheng with three simple words,'FUCK YOU LAH!'. Going to work will be a lesser burden. Jeff, who came back out of nowhere was playing on the right-wing.
Team A went up 4-3. Then I saved 3 shots from Alex, David and Wee Zheng consecutively which I did because I'm the man and I can. A goal-kick from me which is like an assist from a Chelsea player found Daniel unmarked and he slot it in 5-3. We won.
Team B wants to continue. No problem. We win 7-5.
MAN OF THE MATCH: AH SAN
This is the match that sets adrenaline pumping...
TEAM A
GK - Syahrein
CD - Shyong Ming
CD - Ah San
RB - Keith
LW - Glen
RW - Chris
ST - Daniel
ST - 12 year old Indian Boy
TEAM B
GK - Tang Yao
CD - Cher Siang
DM - Wee Zheng
CM - Alex
CM - David
CM - Nicholas
RW - Jeff
Did I miss anyone out?
Evenly matched though my team have one more guy.
Team B's overconfidence started when they went 2-0 up. Only idiots will think a team is the winner when their only 2-0 up. Team A clawed to level 2-2 and then went up 3-2. Team B got the balls to level 3-3. Syahrein, playing well as keeper with the sole intention of impressing girls and aunties, is the rock that kept Team A alive. Shyong Ming did well but should not leave his defensive duties often.
Ah San got a football talent that will last forever. Keith should make that right-back slot his with Kang Xiang on the other side. Glen and Chris are wonderful on the wings. Daniel, as usual, missed a lot of chances. 12 year old Indian boy is redundant.
As for Team B, difficult to score past Tang Yao because he is big and strong. Cher Siang will cover for his buddy. Wee Zheng is rated 'Flop Of The Match' by one of his TEAMMATES. Figure out who it is, Einstein.
The triangle of doom of Alex, David and Nicholas do sure create a lot of trouble for us. We have no midfield destroyer in our ranks so I have to save some of their shots. Wee Zheng kicked the ball when I had it covered warrants a yellow card if it's a match. After Ms S screwed my mind and left me, thank Goodness I let it go on poor Wee Zheng with three simple words,'FUCK YOU LAH!'. Going to work will be a lesser burden. Jeff, who came back out of nowhere was playing on the right-wing.
Team A went up 4-3. Then I saved 3 shots from Alex, David and Wee Zheng consecutively which I did because I'm the man and I can. A goal-kick from me which is like an assist from a Chelsea player found Daniel unmarked and he slot it in 5-3. We won.
Team B wants to continue. No problem. We win 7-5.
MAN OF THE MATCH: AH SAN
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