Training, training, training. Why can't we get some physical contact and get a match? During the World Cup, a soccer babe called Wahidah wanted to challenge us to a match. But all of you backed out. Well, she finished 2nd in the contest. So what if we lose to her Liverpool boys? When will we ever get to meet up with a soccer babe???
Today 14 people played:
Alex
David
Crazy
Syahrein
Wee Zheng
Tang Yao
Malay Gangster
How Meng
Kelvin
Wei Yao
Cher Siang
Shyong Ming
Keith
Jerwin
Today was a very good workout. As usual we played series of 5 goal matches. But the one that stands out is the last one...
Team A
Syahrein
Crazy
David
Malay Gangster
Jerwin
Shyong Ming
How Meng
Team B
Tang Yao
Cher Siang
Alex
Wee Zheng
Kelvin
Wei Yao
Keith
I couldn't remember who scored the goals or what sequence. So I got the help of the 'intelligent' Wee Zheng(you all mean call him Da Pang) on messenger. Here's how the conversation goes...
syahrein81 (28/5/2011 10:45:59 PM): I need your help
syahrein81 (28/5/2011 10:46:18 PM): I want to write about last match which my team won 5-3
syahrein81 (28/5/2011 10:46:34 PM): But I can't remember the sequence
Wee Zheng (28/5/2011 10:46:37 PM): o.o
Wee Zheng (28/5/2011 10:46:54 PM): u all leading 1-0
syahrein81 (28/5/2011 10:47:00 PM): Who scored?
Wee Zheng (28/5/2011 10:47:09 PM): david with turnaround volley
syahrein81 (28/5/2011 10:47:19 PM): Ok 1-1 how?
Wee Zheng (28/5/2011 10:47:27 PM): we equalised 1-1 through alex i think
syahrein81 (28/5/2011 10:47:43 PM): Then...?
Wee Zheng (28/5/2011 10:48:23 PM): then we lead 2-1
Wee Zheng (28/5/2011 10:48:53 PM): keith scored
syahrein81 (28/5/2011 10:49:04 PM): 3-1?
Wee Zheng (28/5/2011 10:49:05 PM): then 3-1,i scored
Wee Zheng (28/5/2011 10:49:13 PM): 3-2
syahrein81 (28/5/2011 10:49:17 PM): I have to tell you something...
Wee Zheng (28/5/2011 10:49:22 PM): ?
syahrein81 (28/5/2011 10:49:31 PM): I'm copying and pasting this convo on the post
Wee Zheng (28/5/2011 10:49:40 PM): -.-
Wee Zheng (28/5/2011 10:49:49 PM): write more la
Wee Zheng (28/5/2011 10:49:51 PM): lol
syahrein81 (28/5/2011 10:49:54 PM): So please say wisely or you kena hantam by Crazy
syahrein81 (28/5/2011 10:50:05 PM): Ok 3-2 who scored?
Wee Zheng (28/5/2011 10:50:47 PM): i forgotten-.-
syahrein81 (28/5/2011 10:51:12 PM): Come on try to recall...
Wee Zheng (28/5/2011 10:51:13 PM): 3-2 is how meng or sm
syahrein81 (28/5/2011 10:51:25 PM): Ok who equalized?
Wee Zheng (28/5/2011 10:51:50 PM): 3-3 the MG equalised
syahrein81 (28/5/2011 10:51:57 PM): 4-3?
Wee Zheng (28/5/2011 10:52:02 PM): after brilliant run and pass by sm
Wee Zheng (28/5/2011 10:52:10 PM): 4-3 jerwin scored
syahrein81 (28/5/2011 10:52:15 PM): WTF?
syahrein81 (28/5/2011 10:52:20 PM): That midget scored?
Wee Zheng (28/5/2011 10:52:33 PM): LOL
Wee Zheng (28/5/2011 10:52:34 PM): ya
syahrein81 (28/5/2011 10:52:38 PM): 5-3 is MG with a good finish?
Wee Zheng (28/5/2011 10:52:39 PM): top corner shot
Wee Zheng (28/5/2011 10:53:00 PM): 5-3 MG wrapped up the game with a thumping long range shot
syahrein81 (28/5/2011 10:53:07 PM): Ok thanks man
syahrein81 (28/5/2011 10:53:17 PM): And Madam Juliana is hot
syahrein81 (28/5/2011 10:53:24 PM): End of convo
I guess by the time you people read this, it will be either Manchester United or Barcelona winning the UEFA Champions League.
Saturday, 28 May 2011
Saturday, 21 May 2011
H8FC Training 21 May 2011
Today Doomsday? Tomorrow at 12pm if the world is still fine, let this be a lesson to all of you - you have the RIGHT to choose what you believe in!
Today 11 players played:
Alex
David
Crazy
Syahrein
Wee Zheng
Tang Yao
Shyong Ming
Cher Siang
Keith
Ah San
How Meng
Alex is a bit rusty from camp. There was once he tried to get the ball from me but his momentum caused him to fall. I did not do that to him. He is still showing his playmaking skills.
David and his boom-boom shots as per normal.
Crazy is an all-round player. He MUST go for trials at JC or Poly.
Wee Zheng got too many misplaced passes. But he can score at least.
Tang Yao is showing signs of maturity. I think that's good.
Shyong Ming is most suitable as a winger. Don't know why he likes to play defence.
Keith is a very useful player. I was a bit like him last time before my father ruined my life. Keith is the replacement at right-back for the now gangster Nazri.
Ah San was more interested playing with little children than play with us.
We haven't got a match since How Meng arrived. Interesting to see how he fares against opposition.
Let me tell you all this old trick on how to put people down. Everyone got his own strengths and weaknesses. To put people down, all you got to do is ignore any strengths the person has and magnify the person's weaknesses. Say it to the person's face. Whatever his reply, shoot the person down by telling the person's weaknesses one by one. Good luck if both of you get into a fight and end up in Boys' Home.
Cher Siang has been putting me down since the middle of last year. A few months ago I thought he can't stand me because I'm lousy at football. Today, when I scored two beautiful goals, I realized this short, fat boy really hate me to the core. Notice whenever I get the ball on the left-wing, he would go all-out and deliver really nasty tackles on me. He didn't do this to Alex or David or the rest but ONLY me.
I've been tolerating his nonsense for a long time. He's using that old trick on me. He tells everyone in Chinese that I'm lousy bla, bla, bla. He pretends not to see the nice goals I scored, the assists I made or even the money I gave him or the drinks I belanja him. Today I had enough of all his bad wording me in Chinese and the rough tackles he did to ONLY me. So I scolded him back and he scolded me back. If I really have mental illness, I would kill him wouldn't I? I am never siao. It's my father who send me there to ask doctors for medicine to turn me into what he wants me to be.
I should've kept my cool today. Cher Siang may be a little better than me in football but I'm better-looking, I am qualified for Polytechnic and I've met Iain Macintosh in person. His hatred and jealousy for me is just too much. I'm going to IGNORE him from now until forever. Next Saturday, he can fucking cripple me for all I care if I play against him. He can call all his roody-poo gangster friends to kill me. I don't fucking care. I will pass him the ball if we are in same team. But that's it. When I ignore people, I don't say a single word to that person at all for life.
Wait for the next time my name appears on The New Paper again.
Today 11 players played:
Alex
David
Crazy
Syahrein
Wee Zheng
Tang Yao
Shyong Ming
Cher Siang
Keith
Ah San
How Meng
Alex is a bit rusty from camp. There was once he tried to get the ball from me but his momentum caused him to fall. I did not do that to him. He is still showing his playmaking skills.
David and his boom-boom shots as per normal.
Crazy is an all-round player. He MUST go for trials at JC or Poly.
Wee Zheng got too many misplaced passes. But he can score at least.
Tang Yao is showing signs of maturity. I think that's good.
Shyong Ming is most suitable as a winger. Don't know why he likes to play defence.
Keith is a very useful player. I was a bit like him last time before my father ruined my life. Keith is the replacement at right-back for the now gangster Nazri.
Ah San was more interested playing with little children than play with us.
We haven't got a match since How Meng arrived. Interesting to see how he fares against opposition.
Let me tell you all this old trick on how to put people down. Everyone got his own strengths and weaknesses. To put people down, all you got to do is ignore any strengths the person has and magnify the person's weaknesses. Say it to the person's face. Whatever his reply, shoot the person down by telling the person's weaknesses one by one. Good luck if both of you get into a fight and end up in Boys' Home.
Cher Siang has been putting me down since the middle of last year. A few months ago I thought he can't stand me because I'm lousy at football. Today, when I scored two beautiful goals, I realized this short, fat boy really hate me to the core. Notice whenever I get the ball on the left-wing, he would go all-out and deliver really nasty tackles on me. He didn't do this to Alex or David or the rest but ONLY me.
I've been tolerating his nonsense for a long time. He's using that old trick on me. He tells everyone in Chinese that I'm lousy bla, bla, bla. He pretends not to see the nice goals I scored, the assists I made or even the money I gave him or the drinks I belanja him. Today I had enough of all his bad wording me in Chinese and the rough tackles he did to ONLY me. So I scolded him back and he scolded me back. If I really have mental illness, I would kill him wouldn't I? I am never siao. It's my father who send me there to ask doctors for medicine to turn me into what he wants me to be.
I should've kept my cool today. Cher Siang may be a little better than me in football but I'm better-looking, I am qualified for Polytechnic and I've met Iain Macintosh in person. His hatred and jealousy for me is just too much. I'm going to IGNORE him from now until forever. Next Saturday, he can fucking cripple me for all I care if I play against him. He can call all his roody-poo gangster friends to kill me. I don't fucking care. I will pass him the ball if we are in same team. But that's it. When I ignore people, I don't say a single word to that person at all for life.
Wait for the next time my name appears on The New Paper again.
Saturday, 14 May 2011
H8FC Training 14 May 2011
I couldn't believe there are only 4 people to start with. Me, David, Crazy and Wee Zheng. Where are the other 4 core members and the rest? Tang Yao said he's sick, Cher Siang was too lazy to come, Alex was in camp and where's Shyong Ming? We went to our forbidden ground and set up one goalpost.
Shyong Ming arrived later. Then Daniel. Then Jerwin. Jerwin?! Looks like he is the surviving member of the YCK clan. So now we got 7 people to play. A few of us went to collect the other goalposts. God must be smiling at me as JOEY and Ah San arrived to play with us.
Series of 5 on 4 matches? Better than nothing. As you all know, I am attracted to that fat fuck Joey. I think she's hot. But today, she made me realize something. She fucking looks down on me too much.
To think that she actually thinks Wee Zheng is a better person than me makes me sick to the stomach. Now I'm not an intelligent bad person who brings down a person by zeroing in on the person's weaknesses and refuses to look at the person's strengths. Wee Zheng got some good qualities. He is smart that's why he did well for his 'O' levels.
Joey doesn't like me. She refuses to accept me as friend on messenger. She ignores me even when we are in the same team. She's disgusted by me when those uncles told her I'm interested in her. Plus I get this hunch that Wee Zheng told her all the dirty thoughts I had of her.
Now for her to glorify Wee Zheng everytime she joins us is like a kick to my testicles. She calls him 'teddy bear'. I bet only two people in this whole universe who thinks Wee Zheng is more handsome and a better footballer than me - Joey and Wee Zheng himself.
Today, Joey said 3 things that totally piss me off...
*"His new gloves are useless". In referring to the new $33 goalkeeper gloves I bought.
*"His crosses are terrible". In referring to my crosses.
*"As if he's so clever". When I got tired of Wee Zheng asking me the score and said to him that he scored well for his 'O' levels and can't even count the score.
She really thinks Wee Zheng is better than me doesn't she? Yes I'm jealous and I have EVERY right to be. Until his picture or name appears on a newspaper winning something, he can't hold my gun.
There are many reasons why Joey doesn't like me. She doesn't like the colour of my skin and even if one day I become the richest man in the planet, she will still be calling Wee Zheng 'teddy bear'. Even if he got no house and money because his henchmen turn on him and force him to bankruptcy.
Joey can take Wee Zheng's 20kg head, ruffle his dandruff-filled hair real good, turn his head sideways and stick it straight up her XXXL size, fat, candy ass!!!
Shyong Ming arrived later. Then Daniel. Then Jerwin. Jerwin?! Looks like he is the surviving member of the YCK clan. So now we got 7 people to play. A few of us went to collect the other goalposts. God must be smiling at me as JOEY and Ah San arrived to play with us.
Series of 5 on 4 matches? Better than nothing. As you all know, I am attracted to that fat fuck Joey. I think she's hot. But today, she made me realize something. She fucking looks down on me too much.
To think that she actually thinks Wee Zheng is a better person than me makes me sick to the stomach. Now I'm not an intelligent bad person who brings down a person by zeroing in on the person's weaknesses and refuses to look at the person's strengths. Wee Zheng got some good qualities. He is smart that's why he did well for his 'O' levels.
Joey doesn't like me. She refuses to accept me as friend on messenger. She ignores me even when we are in the same team. She's disgusted by me when those uncles told her I'm interested in her. Plus I get this hunch that Wee Zheng told her all the dirty thoughts I had of her.
Now for her to glorify Wee Zheng everytime she joins us is like a kick to my testicles. She calls him 'teddy bear'. I bet only two people in this whole universe who thinks Wee Zheng is more handsome and a better footballer than me - Joey and Wee Zheng himself.
Today, Joey said 3 things that totally piss me off...
*"His new gloves are useless". In referring to the new $33 goalkeeper gloves I bought.
*"His crosses are terrible". In referring to my crosses.
*"As if he's so clever". When I got tired of Wee Zheng asking me the score and said to him that he scored well for his 'O' levels and can't even count the score.
She really thinks Wee Zheng is better than me doesn't she? Yes I'm jealous and I have EVERY right to be. Until his picture or name appears on a newspaper winning something, he can't hold my gun.
There are many reasons why Joey doesn't like me. She doesn't like the colour of my skin and even if one day I become the richest man in the planet, she will still be calling Wee Zheng 'teddy bear'. Even if he got no house and money because his henchmen turn on him and force him to bankruptcy.
Joey can take Wee Zheng's 20kg head, ruffle his dandruff-filled hair real good, turn his head sideways and stick it straight up her XXXL size, fat, candy ass!!!
Monday, 9 May 2011
H8FC Training 7 May 2011
We made a mistake of playing around 12pm. The weather was freaking hot. We didn't dare to play at our forbidden ground because there were police guarding the poll station. So we went to the smaller field. We were shocked to see so many mimosa plants growing on the pitch. We had no choice but to play. Here are the 10 guys who played...
Alex
David
Crazy
Syahrein
Wee Zheng
Tang Yao
Cher Siang
How Meng
Shyong Ming
Keith
Today I'm not going to say what we did last Saturday. I'm revisiting our past and how we've come to where we are right now.
It all started when the Teo brothers decided to play street soccer in 2007. I was already a legend in the street soccer courts and those bad boys call me 'Alex'. (Not to be confused with our Alex). At that time I had no team. I just played GK for any team who needed me. For 5 years I was humiliated by those bad boys treating me like a retard. Then somewhere in 2007, everything changed...
I was at the lower court. I looked back and saw the Teo brothers Alex, David and Crazy play in the upper court. So I politely asked them whether I can join them. Then a primary school Tang Yao and Cher Siang join. There are also others like Kinseng, Andy, Louise, Jackie and many more.
Then one day I joined them at the round hall and David said,'Writer Of The Month'. I was pleasantly surprised as on that day they bought The New Paper and saw my picture in it. This is what sealed my friendship with the Teo brothers. I'm much older than them and I don't think they will let me be their friend if they never see me on TNP.
In 2008 came the arrival of Shyong Ming and Wee Zheng. Also the appearance of a girl that everyone of us fell in love with, Joeleen. I'm going to let out a secret that I've been keeping in my chest for a long time - there was a time when I cried profusely when I think of her. I love her yet I hate her for spending her time with bad handsome pai-kias rather than us. If only she hangs around with us every Saturday, she won't be a slut like she is right now. If I see her again, I'm going to ignore her. All the guys that were with her are bad pai-kias. When I sing Justin Timberlake's 'What Goes Around Comes Around', I think of my ex, my neighbour and Joeleen.
In 2008 I was in Temasek Polytechnic, every Saturday we played street soccer. There was once a bunch of them disrespected me at the lower court. So I went to the upper court and saw Alex and David playing 'tennis'. I also didn't know what a boy called Fat Joe was doing there. I talked to Alex and David we should form a group. Calling ourselves 'The Horsemen'. I roped in Fat Joe and the four of us were the founding members of The Horsemen. The rest of them are called Backside Boys.
I missed those Saturday 7pm time when there is always Horsemen v Backside Boys. I met Andy in the lift and persuaded him to join us again. Fat Joe fucked off so now Horsemen were me, Alex, David and Andy. Sometimes Shyong Ming and Wee Zheng joined us. Oh how I missed those 10-goal matches when most of the times Horsemen win and sometimes Backside Boys win. I played GK and had to endure hard shots from people like Crazy, Kinseng and Cher Siang. There was also Ridzwan who was part of The Horsemen. Sadly, he and Nazri are now gangsters.
2009 our street soccer escapades continued. Then in 2010 we changed our game completely. The Teo brothers' father took us to Buangkok where we now play field football. From street soccer shoes to soccer boots and from concrete ground to grass. That's how we are until now. Thanks to the Teo brothers' uncle who created goalposts for us. Now it's time we look in the future...
The core of us are the 8 - Alex, Crazy, Wee Zheng, David, Cher Siang, Shyong Ming, Tang Yao and me because we were there when it all started. The rest can be part of the core if they sticked with us long. I really hope we will still be playing when we are married with kids. I think by that time we should have money to rent a stadium.
This is my dream - Hougang 8 FC to join a league with me as manager. (I doubt I'll still be playing). Our wives, girlfriends and kids will watch us play every Saturday. Anything can happen.
Alex
David
Crazy
Syahrein
Wee Zheng
Tang Yao
Cher Siang
How Meng
Shyong Ming
Keith
Today I'm not going to say what we did last Saturday. I'm revisiting our past and how we've come to where we are right now.
It all started when the Teo brothers decided to play street soccer in 2007. I was already a legend in the street soccer courts and those bad boys call me 'Alex'. (Not to be confused with our Alex). At that time I had no team. I just played GK for any team who needed me. For 5 years I was humiliated by those bad boys treating me like a retard. Then somewhere in 2007, everything changed...
I was at the lower court. I looked back and saw the Teo brothers Alex, David and Crazy play in the upper court. So I politely asked them whether I can join them. Then a primary school Tang Yao and Cher Siang join. There are also others like Kinseng, Andy, Louise, Jackie and many more.
Then one day I joined them at the round hall and David said,'Writer Of The Month'. I was pleasantly surprised as on that day they bought The New Paper and saw my picture in it. This is what sealed my friendship with the Teo brothers. I'm much older than them and I don't think they will let me be their friend if they never see me on TNP.
In 2008 came the arrival of Shyong Ming and Wee Zheng. Also the appearance of a girl that everyone of us fell in love with, Joeleen. I'm going to let out a secret that I've been keeping in my chest for a long time - there was a time when I cried profusely when I think of her. I love her yet I hate her for spending her time with bad handsome pai-kias rather than us. If only she hangs around with us every Saturday, she won't be a slut like she is right now. If I see her again, I'm going to ignore her. All the guys that were with her are bad pai-kias. When I sing Justin Timberlake's 'What Goes Around Comes Around', I think of my ex, my neighbour and Joeleen.
In 2008 I was in Temasek Polytechnic, every Saturday we played street soccer. There was once a bunch of them disrespected me at the lower court. So I went to the upper court and saw Alex and David playing 'tennis'. I also didn't know what a boy called Fat Joe was doing there. I talked to Alex and David we should form a group. Calling ourselves 'The Horsemen'. I roped in Fat Joe and the four of us were the founding members of The Horsemen. The rest of them are called Backside Boys.
I missed those Saturday 7pm time when there is always Horsemen v Backside Boys. I met Andy in the lift and persuaded him to join us again. Fat Joe fucked off so now Horsemen were me, Alex, David and Andy. Sometimes Shyong Ming and Wee Zheng joined us. Oh how I missed those 10-goal matches when most of the times Horsemen win and sometimes Backside Boys win. I played GK and had to endure hard shots from people like Crazy, Kinseng and Cher Siang. There was also Ridzwan who was part of The Horsemen. Sadly, he and Nazri are now gangsters.
2009 our street soccer escapades continued. Then in 2010 we changed our game completely. The Teo brothers' father took us to Buangkok where we now play field football. From street soccer shoes to soccer boots and from concrete ground to grass. That's how we are until now. Thanks to the Teo brothers' uncle who created goalposts for us. Now it's time we look in the future...
The core of us are the 8 - Alex, Crazy, Wee Zheng, David, Cher Siang, Shyong Ming, Tang Yao and me because we were there when it all started. The rest can be part of the core if they sticked with us long. I really hope we will still be playing when we are married with kids. I think by that time we should have money to rent a stadium.
This is my dream - Hougang 8 FC to join a league with me as manager. (I doubt I'll still be playing). Our wives, girlfriends and kids will watch us play every Saturday. Anything can happen.
Monday, 2 May 2011
H8FC Training 30 April 2011
I guess I'll just give report card for the 14 of us who played...
David - Our midfield enforcer is his usual self. Blasting the ball from distance. A-
Crazy - He can run and run. Excellent stamina. A-
Syahrein - The author of this blog can talk football but crap at playing. C+
Daniel - Is the ground bumpy or his shots are poor? Still a lethal striker. B
Tall Indian Guy(aka Italy guy) - Class player. All-round footballer. A
Tall Indian Guy's student - Cut this boy some slack. He's a primary school student. B
Malay Gangster - Every week, I wonder to myself. How can a nice guy like him got tattoos? Maybe he was a bad guy turned good. A+
Malay Gangster's little friend - At least he scored. B-
How Meng - A very good player. Interesting to see how he is few years later. A-
Tang Yao - Good defender. Good goalkeeper. B
Shyong Ming - He is best on the wings. Shouldn't play defender. Instead he can track back as a winger. B+
Keith - Nazri is now a gangster so if we have another match, Keith will slot in perfectly as an overlapping right-back. A
Cher Siang - His idol is Nemanja Vidic. Didn't Vidic handballed against Arsenal which referee and linesman didn't saw? B
Ok everyone, it's time for Crazy Rooney to give his personal analysis of Wee Zheng...do click on the comment box...
David - Our midfield enforcer is his usual self. Blasting the ball from distance. A-
Crazy - He can run and run. Excellent stamina. A-
Syahrein - The author of this blog can talk football but crap at playing. C+
Daniel - Is the ground bumpy or his shots are poor? Still a lethal striker. B
Tall Indian Guy(aka Italy guy) - Class player. All-round footballer. A
Tall Indian Guy's student - Cut this boy some slack. He's a primary school student. B
Malay Gangster - Every week, I wonder to myself. How can a nice guy like him got tattoos? Maybe he was a bad guy turned good. A+
Malay Gangster's little friend - At least he scored. B-
How Meng - A very good player. Interesting to see how he is few years later. A-
Tang Yao - Good defender. Good goalkeeper. B
Shyong Ming - He is best on the wings. Shouldn't play defender. Instead he can track back as a winger. B+
Keith - Nazri is now a gangster so if we have another match, Keith will slot in perfectly as an overlapping right-back. A
Cher Siang - His idol is Nemanja Vidic. Didn't Vidic handballed against Arsenal which referee and linesman didn't saw? B
Ok everyone, it's time for Crazy Rooney to give his personal analysis of Wee Zheng...do click on the comment box...
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