Oh thank you very much for not letting me play outfield today. I can save energy for another 6 day week at work. This is the match for all my plenty of saves, it went to nothing.
Team A
GK - Tang Yao
CD - Kang Xiang
CD - Wee Zheng
CM - Nicholas
AM - Green Shirt Guy
RM - Glen
RW - Chris
ST - Lionel(last week's Chinese Liverpool Guy)
ST - Daniel
Team B
GK - Syahrein(please don't tell your girl friends about my Pool performance this morning. I will get gangraped by females one day. Ohh please rape me girls and aunties)
CD - Orange Shirt Guy
CD - cher siang
CD - Shyong Ming
LM - David
CM - Uncle Justin
CM - Alex
CM - Ah San
RM - Spectacled Malay Guy
RW - Uncle Zidane
Did I miss anyone out?
9 against 10 and we still lose 8-4? Just like my first Letter Of The Week in 2006 where I mentioned Chelsea's midfielders are like too many cooks that spoil the broth, this was what Team B was suffering. David, Uncle Justin, Alex, Ah San, Spectacled Malay Guy and Uncle Zidane are not in tandem.
The main reason why we lost is because nobody is marking Lionel the tall guy. Not even Shyong Ming who had gone one-on-one with many pai-kias. Later when we have private league and if we play against a team with ang-mohs, you people won't mark them too because they are taller and bigger than you? I was thinking of any of my teammates to play keeper so I can give Lionel the David Luiz treatment. Some of you may think I'm a lousy keeper but can you play keeper better than me?
Team A's defence were good with Kang Xiang marshalling real well with Wee Zheng supporting him. Nicholas is pulling the strings in the playmaker role. Green Shirt Guy, Glen and Chris are running riot like Mata, Sturridge and Kalou. I'll repeat it again. Nobody is marking Lionel. He had all the time and space in the world to make me look like an idiot. Which I am not.
Man Of The Match: NICHOLAS
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