H8FC Training 28 January 2012

17 people played today...

Alex
David
Crazy Kang Xiang
Wee Zheng
Syahrein
Shyong Ming
Cher Siang
Tang Yao
Ah San
Daniel
Chris Ronaldo Guy
Glen
New Indian Guy
Indian Guy's Father
Indian Beckham Boy
Nicholas
Keith

All the 5 goals matches we played were top-class. My favourite is the 5-0 victory where I played goalkeeper...

Team A

GK - Syahrein
CD - Tang Yao
CD - Cher Siang
Anchorman - Crazy Kang Xiang
CM - Alex
CM - Ah San
CM - Nicholas
AM - Shyong Ming
ST - Indian Beckham Boy

Team B

GK - They rotate goalie
LB - Keith
CD - Wee Zheng
CM - David
AM - Glen
AM - Chris Ronaldo Guy
RW - Indian Guy's Father
ST - New Indian Guy
ST - Daniel

I don't remember who scored. Next time when Cher Siang, Tang Yao and I play in the same team, the equation is simple - I play keeper, both these heavyweight champions play centre-defence. Before that, Tang Yao play keeper with both me and Cher Siang playing defence. We only lost 5-4 and these two champions were scolding me with words from hell.

Crazy Kang Xiang plays just in front of the defence and did well sweeping up defence to attack. Alex and Nicholas pulling the strings in the middle of the park. A huge reason why we won 5-0. Shyong Ming again running around everywhere given a free-role. That Indian Beckham Boy nugget is just starting. Don't be surprised if he becomes a skilful player in the future.

Again, me like Shawn Michaels in the 90s, keeping a clean sheet as goalkeeper thanks to my teammates. If I were to go for cosmetic surgery to sharpen my nose and making my face chiselled, flattening my tummy, that would complete everything wouldn't it?

One of the reasons why Team B lost is because they got no specialised keeper. And they are one man down. Keith got confused as defender. He can't run through the flanks as that is his forte. Wee Zheng? Just not his day. David does not have the support from people that knows his game well.

Glen and Chris Ronaldo Guy were nullified by workhorses like Nicholas and Ah San. Also Shyong Ming who's sharp as nails with his challenges. The father and son Indian guys who joined us for the first time are not used to the uneven pitch. Daniel is just lost in lalaland in attack.

So 5-0 is a class and superb scoreline.

Since many MU male fans want to dig up my small, little weaknesses, magnify it and laugh at me in numbers, here is highlights of Chelsea whooping MU 5-0 in the 1999-2000 season. I'm glad girls and aunties appreciate my strengths. I have all you haters vast weaknesses as hidden cards. Once I show them, your life is gone.