Sunday, 27 November 2011

H8FC 3 Jeff And Company 0

I told you all there's no need to do the finger counting. H8FC vs the rest. After the finger counting, all those guys Jeff brought along go to the other side anyways. They didn't even realize they were outnumbered.

It was basically H8FC and the formation is 4-5-2

GK - Tang Yao

LB - Keith
CD - Crazy
CD - Syahrein
RB - Wee Zheng

LM - Shyong Ming
CM - Alex
DM - Javier
CM - David
RM - Uncle

RW - Ronaldo guy

ST - Daniel

It was easy stroll because the opponents do not understand the pitch. We have played on the pitch for a year so we know what type of ball to play and not to play. There are double spies in the opposition camp. Cher Siang, Jia Qi, Andi and even Ali purposely sabotaged their team for that day.

Uncle scored the first goal. David scored with a rare header. And Cher Siang gifted us with a goal. So it's a walkover.

I think I did very well as a defender. Defend by any means necessary. Who told my ex to leave me? Who told Joeleen to pick the wrong boyfriends? Who told my next-door-neighbour to kiss those bastards outside my house? Who told Miss Teo to ignore me and talk to those satans? All these came to a head and I'm sorry if I break someone's legs on a Saturday afternoon so DON'T try me!

We have a strong team. When you all work, we will poll money and I will choose a private league for you. Rent a stadium with referees. If we become so good, I will ask for friendly matches against weak S-League teams like Tanjong Pagar and Woodlands for starters. They may send their reserves and youth players. If we beat them, people will start treating us seriously.

3 comments:

  1. The other team was not outnumbered.
    GK- Cher Siang
    RB- Jia Qi
    CB- Harris
    CB- White Shirt Guy
    LB- Black shirt guy
    LM- Ang Moh
    DM- Nicholas
    CM- Jeff
    RM- Spain Guy
    AMF- Glen (Naked Chinese Guy )
    AMF- Andi
    ST- Ali

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  2. Oh how I wish we can have a friendly match against a pro team who are females. Those who know The New Paper contributor Q-S. I want to make those girls who reject me pay. Oh sweet revenge.

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