I couldn't believe there are only 4 people to start with. Me, David, Crazy and Wee Zheng. Where are the other 4 core members and the rest? Tang Yao said he's sick, Cher Siang was too lazy to come, Alex was in camp and where's Shyong Ming? We went to our forbidden ground and set up one goalpost.
Shyong Ming arrived later. Then Daniel. Then Jerwin. Jerwin?! Looks like he is the surviving member of the YCK clan. So now we got 7 people to play. A few of us went to collect the other goalposts. God must be smiling at me as JOEY and Ah San arrived to play with us.
Series of 5 on 4 matches? Better than nothing. As you all know, I am attracted to that fat fuck Joey. I think she's hot. But today, she made me realize something. She fucking looks down on me too much.
To think that she actually thinks Wee Zheng is a better person than me makes me sick to the stomach. Now I'm not an intelligent bad person who brings down a person by zeroing in on the person's weaknesses and refuses to look at the person's strengths. Wee Zheng got some good qualities. He is smart that's why he did well for his 'O' levels.
Joey doesn't like me. She refuses to accept me as friend on messenger. She ignores me even when we are in the same team. She's disgusted by me when those uncles told her I'm interested in her. Plus I get this hunch that Wee Zheng told her all the dirty thoughts I had of her.
Now for her to glorify Wee Zheng everytime she joins us is like a kick to my testicles. She calls him 'teddy bear'. I bet only two people in this whole universe who thinks Wee Zheng is more handsome and a better footballer than me - Joey and Wee Zheng himself.
Today, Joey said 3 things that totally piss me off...
*"His new gloves are useless". In referring to the new $33 goalkeeper gloves I bought.
*"His crosses are terrible". In referring to my crosses.
*"As if he's so clever". When I got tired of Wee Zheng asking me the score and said to him that he scored well for his 'O' levels and can't even count the score.
She really thinks Wee Zheng is better than me doesn't she? Yes I'm jealous and I have EVERY right to be. Until his picture or name appears on a newspaper winning something, he can't hold my gun.
There are many reasons why Joey doesn't like me. She doesn't like the colour of my skin and even if one day I become the richest man in the planet, she will still be calling Wee Zheng 'teddy bear'. Even if he got no house and money because his henchmen turn on him and force him to bankruptcy.
Joey can take Wee Zheng's 20kg head, ruffle his dandruff-filled hair real good, turn his head sideways and stick it straight up her XXXL size, fat, candy ass!!!
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