14 of us played on this day. I'm going to do something funny for you all on this post. I'm going to go inside your head and try to guess what you think...
David = "Kanina. That Jerwin on the left pisses me off. Liverpool. Liverpool. With my Gerrard 8 jersey I will shoot very hard, don't care if the keeper injured."
Crazy = "Bloody Tang Yao. Laugh at me because Syahrein dribbled past me thrice. I'm leaving my defensive duties for Rooney role. You watch out fattie. I'm going to score past your fat ass."
Tang Yao = "Hahahaha. That Crazy cannot even win one-on-one with Syahrein. Syahrein such an old noob Crazy cannot even beat. Hahaha. I'm better than Lionel Lewis and more handsome too."
Syahrein = "Aiyah. Why Joey never come? She doesn't like me because I'm old is it? What does she see in that Teddy Bear Da Pang? Sigh."
Daniel = "I'm David Villa. I may not look like David Villa but I play like him. Villa. Villa."
Da Pang = "I'm the smartest person in this field. All my fantasy leagues I'm 1st. I'm intelligent. I play football as good as the Teo Brothers."
Jerwin = "People may say I'm lousy but I'm better than that old fart wearing number 81."
Wei Yao = "That old man with 81 jersey may assisted me once but he is old and useless. Oh I have the ball now. Don't pass him. Shoot. Shit! Why everytime over the bar?"
Kelvin = "Oh yeah I'm cute with my dyed hair and piercings. I'm cool man."
Ah San = "Wah. Pain. Fuck that fat bastard for stepping on my leg. Kanina. Later I screw his mom. Wah. Pain ah."
Keith = "Am I doing the right thing hanging with these people? I'm sure I'm in the right path."
Shyong Ming = "..."
Jia Qi = "Yay! I'm now 1st in the FPL League. I'm a good defensive midfielder. MU rocks."
How Meng = "Manchester United. Play to win."
O.o why shyong ming de blank de?
ReplyDeleteShyong Ming is a phenomenal player. He can dribble, shoot, tackle, he's very fast - an all-round player. Definitely in my first XI next time we have match. Blank because I don't know what he's thinking when he's so quiet. Super humble person.
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