H8FC Training Christmas Day

Sad, sad day for our club though it's Christmas. Our 'home' ground now cannot be used. The government had ordered the ground to be dug up in patches leaving it looking like it's filled with landmines.

But our 'uncle' Ah San found another field nearby. It is much smaller where the construction workers lived but it will make-do just for today. I guess next week maybe we will go to the fish farm field at Tampines Road.

13 guys and 1 girl played today. They are...

Alex
David
Crazy
Syahrein(Q-S)
Da Pang
Shyong Ming
Keith
Jia Qi
Daniel
How Meng
Tang Yao
Cher Siang
Ah San
Joey

Although Joey is fat, she is actually beautiful. And she got this bubbly personality. I already like her now that she's fat. Imagine if she goes to London Weight Management and becomes slim, I'm sure many, many guys will want her. Too bad she doesn't like me. Because you morons told her what I think of her. It's ok. When I have money, I can have plenty of fat and single pretty girls.

Today at this bumpy, small new ground, we played 7-a-side. The first one, I'm in a team that won 5-2. I tried hard being like Frank Lampard but I realized I'm easily out of breath. Screw the medications. Alex scored 4 goals and I almost scored a couple of times.

The 2nd match, I played goalkeeper. It's a crime how people refused to acknowledge the saves I made and would look at my weaknesses and magnify them. This is a lame trick to put people down - look at their weaknesses, magnify them as big as possible and ignore ALL their strengths. Try this trick on me and don't blame me if the girl you like feels sorry for me and hates you for it.

We cannot continue playing in State Land pitches like this. When I get a job, I will book a stadium for us. This is one step back and will be three steps forward for Hougang 8 Football Club.