Thursday, 30 December 2010

H8FC Street Soccer 30 December 2010

Yay! Chelsea finally ended their winless streak by beating Bolton 1-0. Today 7 of us played street soccer in a series of 4-on-3 matches. Some of the players have no respect for me whatsoever because I'm much older than them and I play lousy. What they will never ever understand is my father sabotaged my entire life by talking nonsense to doctors who prescribe me with medicine which make me weak.

There are some like the Teo brothers Alex, David and Crazy who understand my condition and I thank them and their parents who let them still be my friend/brother.

You all want report card. Here report card...

Alex - A = He can almost do anything with the ball. His football coach at Dunman High must be a moron not to put him in first XI.

David - B+ = Can shoot the ball powerfully. Should not try to be fancy and just do efficient moves which will lead to goals.

Crazy - B+ = Very fast. High stamina. Also should not do fancy moves. Should join his future JC/Poly school team. He will be like Ryan Giggs when Giggs was young.

Syahrein - B = Yalah yalah I lousy, may-yo-yong and all that nonsense coming out of the three overweight boys of the team. Don't even realize my game had improved from 2007 till now.

Tang Yao - C+ = Always complain when get teammates he deemed 'fei'. Unlike he and the other two heavyweight champions, I realized he scored goals today at least.

Cher Siang - B+ = Knows how to kick the ball. Always bad-mouthing me because he thinks his brother is better than me and looks down on me because I'm old and lousy in his eyes.

Da Pang - C = Shows a few nice touches. May end up in IMH after getting bullied in his future NS camp. Then HE will take medicine like ME and HE will become lousier in football.

All of you have fun having lunch at Seoul Garden tomorrow. I'm not coming to save money. Happy 2011.

2 comments:

  1. Nice~~~ Keep up the gd work.

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  2. hahas need some fancy fancy then make the whole game look nice,if not boring laas~

    hahas i will enjoy my seoul garden :)

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